Blake Elliott

Baking Achievement: Unlocked

There's a narrative among women that if a man really wanted to date, he could. This isn't true, most young men would like to date. The harsh truth today is that the average man isn't good enough for the average woman. You can assign blame wherever you want

What the left plans to do once in power -Crackdown on social media speech -Mass amnesty = 30M+ new voters -End the filibuster + pack SCOTUS -Nationwide mail-in + no voter ID -52 states (DC and Puerto Rico) -Abolish the Electoral College -MAGA arrests, de-banking Remember this

Good.

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but needs to raise your prices again for the 5th times in 5 years

I don't think people realize the degree to which so many social and political influencers live lives totally disconnected from what they say online. I know a lot of these people and Ive seen what's going on: Trad wives who sleep around, leftists who hoard money, social conservatives who are gay, feminists who chase men, fitness influencers take ozempic instead of using their own diet plans, both the libs who are performatively non-judgmental about polyamory and the manosphere guys claiming to have harems are almost always in mongamous relationships, wife guys who cheat, feminist men who abuse women, dating coaches who can't get a date, marriage counselors who are divorced, women who hate whiteness always date white men, racists with black girlfriends, feminists dating racists, uber-libs and trads are of course dating (and fucking), the feminst influencers and a number of based religious patriarchy types live exactly the same way - they have gender roles but their moderate. Almost all of these people are theater kids at heart, and everything they do here is a performance. Nothing you see online is real and you need to remember that.

With such riveting dialogue as this, I have no idea why Starfleet Academy was cancelled.

Are the Persian people going to do *ANY* heavy lifting to take their country back? Or just watch the evil regime hold onto power again?

Alexandra Daddario just turned 40, which means we all owe an apology to Texas Chainsaw 3D for making fun of casting 25-year-old her as a 40-year-old woman

Scream 7 deviated from the "family" of it all. First is about Sidney's mom & Billy's Dad. Second is all his Mother's rage. Third her brother's rejection, fourth her cousin's jealousy. Five & Six are Billy's daughter, w/ same family of killers. Seven lacks the family motive.

@SandyofCthulhu There's a Russian horror movie based on this called "The Superdeep"

There's a super neat totally unsubstantiated legend that when the Soviets dug the Kola mohole they abandoned it because when they lowered a microphone into the hole, it picked up screams and moans, and people pleading and cursing in a variety of languages. I have had no fewer than three Baptists tell me this story independently. So hey why not believe it since I can't actually confirm it one way or the other?

@BashF_02 @reddit_lies Actual Neighbors: "Hey, man! Are you watching The Sandlot?"

@reddit_lies actually, I think the issue was that they were watching a movie outside, possibly annoying their neighbors

Redditors can't handle suburban life.

@QuackyPoo @blacknredtext All of the vast social programs losing money to waste and fraud is a big part of the reason we're in this mess, how exactly will big-S Socialism not be a worse version of that?

@blacknredtext People love saying stuff like this but they cry and shit themselves when someone mentions socialism

Submission from anonymous

The Helen Keller we have been told about never existed. It's a hoax story. She was a literal meat puppet of her socialist handlers. -J

Has anyone considered if the moon was designed as a sort of lightning rod but for meteors?

So after all that drama… the people who skipped the COVID vaccine are just… fine? 🤔

Hearing the astronauts final message before going radio silent on the dark side of the Moon being about love and God and Jesus is quite something.

not me eating leftover ribs in the open door of the refrigerator at 2am, like an animal in a darkened cave picking over a deer carcass

The executive branch can kidnap a head of state, extract downed pilots via building airstrips under fire, and send men to the moon, all within four months. The legislature hasn't passed a regular budget in 15 years and the judiciary is arguing over whether citizenship exists.

Watching a liberal slowly wake up.

Here’s Ben Stein in 1979 describing television as an engine of cultural demoralization. He argues that a small clique of producers and writers pushed a left-coded inversion of reality onto the public. They despised traditional power centers and hated figures like Buckley. They propagandized the nation into accepting a fake world where businessmen are villains, criminals are the good-guys, small towns are sinister, military officers are proto-fascists, and work barely exists.