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Paul A. Dirac "God is a mathematician of a very high order, and He used very advanced mathematics in constructing the universe."

The year is 480BC, and the Persians are invading Sparta... The Persian army is marching through the hills of Sparta when they hear shouting from the other side of a nearby hill: "I bet one Spartan can beat ten Persians!" The Persian officer laughs at this and sends ten of his best soldiers to deal with this guy. After a couple of minutes of screaming, they hear the voice again: "I bet one Spartan can beat a hundred Persians!" The officer, now enraged, sends a hundred soldiers to silence this cocky Spartan. A few minutes of ringing blades and screaming later, the voice shouts again: "I bet one Spartan can beat a thousand Persians!" The officer is now absolutely furious with this enemy, but knows that nobody could possibly beat 1000 soldiers alone, so he accepts the challenge once more and sends 1000 of his men. After nearly 15 minutes of splintering wood, screaming, and the clash of spears, a lone Persian soldier comes crawling back over the hill with severe wounds, covered in blood and half of his leg missing. Panicked, he yells to his comrades: "Don't go up there! It's a trap! There are actually two of them!"

They were filming the tiger, then this happened.. 🐅😅

@otokyo__ Bomb's away

what’s the first thing that comes to your mind? 👇

A teacher asks her students a simple math question… “There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?” Little Johnny raises his hand, “There are none left. Once the one bird was shot, the other two flew away ” The teacher tells Johnny he is wrong, but she likes the way he thinks. Johnny then inquired, “May I ask you a question now, teacher?” She loves his inquiring mind and tells him to go right ahead Johnny continues, “Three women are coming out of an ice cream shop, each with a cone, one is licking it, one is biting it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?” The teacher thinks for a second and replies, “Well, I guess I would say the one who is sucking it” Johnny replies, “No, it’s the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think”

@InsideLucysHead 😂

Grandma in Court... **Defence Attorney:** Will you please state your age? **Little Old Lady:** I am **94** years old. **Defence Attorney:** Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of **April 1st?** **Little Old Lady:** There I was, sitting in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man crept up on the porch and sat down beside me. **Defence Attorney:** Did you know him? **Little Old Lady:** No, but he sure was friendly. **Defense Attorney:** What happened after he sat down? **Little Old Lady:** He started to rub my thigh. **Defence Attorney:** Did you stop him? **Little Old Lady:** No, I didn't stop him. **Defence Attorney:** Why not? **Little Old Lady:** It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. **Defence Attorney:** What happened next? **Little Old Lady:** He began to rub my breasts. **Defence Attorney:** Did you stop him then? **Little Old Lady:** No, I did not stop him. **Defence Attorney:** Why not? **Little Old Lady:** His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! **Defence Attorney:** What happened next? **Little Old Lady:** Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just lay down and told him, 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' **Defence Attorney:** Did he take you? **Little Old Lady:** Hell, no! He just yelled, **'April Fool!'** And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

@BeijingDai @OrkishAmerican That's my thinking too and unfortunately the logical consequence, assuming Iran has the means (I'm sure they do), is horrible devastation and financial chaos. Within a few weeks the US and Israel will try to resolve this with nukes. Iran is expecting this with planned responses.

I’m not going to follow any news about U.S.-Iran negotiations—they’re essentially just smokescreens to set up the next round of attacks. The Americans will not back down, because without even realizing it, Trump has placed two things on the table: 1. U.S. military dominance. If the U.S. fails to make Iran submit, the military hegemony it has maintained since the Cold War will collapse. It won’t just be Russia and China—middle powers will no longer hold U.S. military power in awe. Enemies won’t fear it; allies won’t trust it. That’s something the Americans simply cannot accept. 2. The dollar’s global status. If the U.S. fails to make Iran submit, Gulf states will be forced to confront the reality that the U.S. military cannot protect them. That will naturally lead them to question why they should keep investing their oil revenues in the United States. And the dollar’s dominance is ultimately built on the petrodollar system. That too is something the Americans cannot afford to lose. With these two things on the table, even if Trump wanted to back off, he can't.

How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today. I can’t fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?

@MbarkCherguia Pathetic

😂 Be honest… describe retired astronaut Katy Perry’s dancing in ONE WORD

@chooseliberty @Linahuaa Full of shit obviously

@Linahuaa Who is this guy giving early 2010s career advice? Oh

Never jerk off at a Job Interview Here's why...👇 They give you a long awkward pause or step out of the room for a minute. Most people think it’s just to let you collect your thoughts or relax. It’s not. For experienced recruiters, it’s observation. The moment you’re left alone, the evaluation continues: Do you beat your dick to relieve stress when you get the chance? Do you rush to finish or goon extensively? In reality, they expect you to already have gooned richly at least twice before arriving. If you start masturbating, it just confirms that you're pulling rookie numbers.

I was fired today. Well, laid off. "Budget cuts," my boss said. I packed my box. I was terrified. I have a mortgage. As I walked to the elevator, the CEO—the big boss who never talks to anyone—stepped in with me. "You're Sarah, right?" he asked. "Yes sir." "You stayed late last month to help the interns fix that presentation. You didn't ask for overtime." I nodded, surprised he knew. "I can't stop the layoffs," he said. "Board's decision. But I made a phone call." The elevator dinged. He handed me a card. "My friend runs a firm across town. He's expecting your call at 9 AM tomorrow. He needs a manager who cares about people. The pay is 20% higher." I stared at him. "Why?" "Because you held the door for the cleaning lady every single morning," he said. "I notice things." Character is what you do when you think no one is watching. Credit: Nancy brooks

@NoContextBrits You once had a brilliant sense of humor.

Say something nice about the UK.

@RichWWilliams @FreeBigSky @XFreeze Blocked 😂😂😂

@RichWWilliams @FreeBigSky @XFreeze It's a serious loser style to block based on that. "You hurt my feelings <snif, snif>, block".

Everyone thought the future was carbon fiber Elon Musk looked at the physics and chose stainless steel for Starship instead Sounds insane.... until you realize stainless gets stronger at cryogenic temperatures, handles reentry heat better, and costs massively less than advanced composites. It doesn't even need paint He chose a material that is faster to build, easier to weld, tougher in extreme conditions, and built for rapid iteration Classic Elon: ignore convention, trust first-principles engineering, and pick the solution everyone else missed He is taking science fiction and making it real. Building things that only existed in imagination, and pushing them to the absolute limits of physics

Swans have one off the coolest landing technique ever.. 😊

Kids are same no matter the species 😂

Thanks to those who let us know about this. Frankly we only bother to engage with serious analysts. If someone can't even acknowledge Iran's missile and drone strike capabilities, which are witnessed on a daily basis, it is absolutely pointless wasting a second of your time on them.

@Barwin1986 @Larry_D0g @visegrad24 U r so funny.

@Larry_D0g @visegrad24 And when are you going back to russia?

BREAKING: Politico reports that Ukraine has offered to help break Iran’s naval blockade of the Hormuz Strait. Zelensky discussed the matter during his visit to the Gulf. Ukraine would share its know-how from breaking Russia’s naval blockade of Odesa in the Black Sea: The strategy would involve defense against air attacks, protection against sea mines, as well as coordinated operations by coastal artillery, the air force, and other units. Naval drones would play a decisive role.

@The_Real_Fly @apocalypseos Look who's talking..

Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.” Fascinating

@astronomy89 @DailyTabyeen @FurkanGozukara You're a dad? More like some ridiculous kid. Get back to your video game.

@DailyTabyeen @FurkanGozukara Are you sad that all your buddies in Iran are getting blown up? How sad. Tell me every detail of your sadness. I savor your pain. We will remember who the terrorist supporters were.

The Pentagon is terrified. An expert explains that an AWACS plane is the literal brain of US air operations, tracking every missile and jet within 250 miles. By destroying it, Iran has permanently crippled the American military's ability to fight in the region.