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@Oilfield_Rando And if a store loses tons of money due to rampant theft and shoplifting and increased security costs, it’s “first degree corporate abandonment” when the company decides to close the store and cut its losses. Zero agency. Zero accountability.

When they steal cars, it’s the automaker’s fault. When they have organized riots, it’s social media’s fault. When they murder you, it’s society’s fault. Zero agency. Zero responsibility.

@neeratanden Kudos for doing the meme!

Given Paxton's cheating on his wife, indictments and letting off a pedophile, how do People who call themselves Christian vote for him over a seminarian? Honest question. A vote for Paxton is making faith a lie.

@JohnCornyn Voters from your own party vehemently disagree with that hot take. That’s why they so ignominiously ended your political career tonight. Congratulations on your spectacular failure and lighting $100 million in donor money on fire. Well done.

I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7:

@samstein @SarahLongwell25 @RealCandaceO Tremendous unintentional comedy.

NEW: Increasingly in @SarahLongwell25's focus groups, a name keeps popping up among MAGA voters as someone they'd like to see lead the ticket in 2028. That someone: @RealCandaceO thebulwark.com/p/were-not-tal…

@Freyy_is I love the em dash — I really do!

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing. honestly? it’s this.

@denverpost Best of luck to them in their home country.

With no options left, a Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ICE custody, seeking to go back home denverpost.com/2026/05/24/col…

Like they’re getting ready to stop Bane

@like_pottery @EliasGravesLit

@EliasGravesLit The day of the pillow is coming boomer

Dear Gen Z: My mother ate LARD sandwiches when she was a girl. She lived in a dirt floor shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing. She wore dresses made from flour sacks. Fuck you and your whining about the cost of a mocha latte.

@mitchjackson @JaxsonDart @Giants

@LeadingReport @HaroldWren22

Republicans reportedly planning to primary challenge Senate Leader John Thune if the SAVE America Act does not take effect for the 2026 midterms.

@1NCRDB1 “what we doing man[?]” We’re doing freedom of conscience, freedom of association, and freedom of speech. It’s called America and Trump got >77M votes. You’re trying to be the thought police for your franchise QB teammate. Focus on staying awake in team meetings.

@uncledoomer Yup. Radicalizing.

its so funny that men found out that this was what women were doing at their jobs and the men went "im crashing this economy with no survivors"

@TuckerCarlson 🤡🌎

The Israel lobby takes out Thomas Massie and kills MAGA in the process. The good news is, we’ve now confirmed how the system works.

@RoKhanna Clown take right there.

Massie lost his primary & Chris Rabb secured a big victory. The message is clear: if you take a stand against war, AIPAC, & the Epstein class, you have no place in the Trump coalition. But the future of the Democratic Party that is done with the establishment is yours to shape.

@LeaderJohnThune Foot off the gas? You are asleep at the wheel, you clown. 🤡 🚗

500 days ago, Republicans had a long to-do list. We’ve checked a lot of things off, but we still have more to do. And we’re not about to take our foot off the gas.

@AndrewDesiderio Trump to the do nothing Senate RINOs who have conserved nothing and presided over 35+ years of failure theater:

Senate Republicans are livid with Trump. Just now, Sen. Wicker remained stone-faced (appeared to be intentional) for about 20 seconds as he walked into lunch and we asked him for his reaction Sen. Murkowski says TX is all but lost to Dems now

@real_bechambers @TheResoluteLife Happy Birthday, Danny! 🎂🎁 🎈

Today is my son’s(Danny) birthday. He turns 35 today. Could you please wish my son a very happy birthday today 🎂🎉🥳🎈🎁

@tetsuya_00x That electorate got replaced by foreigners.

私は日本人だから、米国人、特にNewYorkers の心理がよく分かりません。 そこで米国人にお尋ねしたい。 このポストに書かれているように、イスラム過激派による9.11の悲劇を経験したNYがなぜムスリムの市長を選んだのですか？ その判断基準は何だったのですか？ その市長が米国人よりも移民に優しい政策を採ることは事前に十分に想定きたはずですが...

@GBPolitcs @DailyMail When do the hagiographic murals of him go up? When does his gold coffin arrive? When do the spineless politicians kneel in solidarity against his senseless death? When does every cop involved stand trial for their contributions to his murder? When do police policies change?

🚨NEW: An 18-year-old Southampton university student, Henry, has died after being repeatedly stabbed by 23-year-old Vikrum Digwa After being stabbed, Police arrested Henry as Digwa claimed he had been racially abused. Henry then passed out and died in the street [@DailyMail]