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Chris Johnson

@TheChalls

Co-author of “True Stories - We Made Up” (link below). Wildly mediocre at many things. 972x Rebirth Island WR holder. Owner of a well-aged beard.

Washington Katılım Şubat 2010
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Chris Johnson@TheChalls·
There are only two reasons you continue to use the phrase #AllLivesMatter in response to #BlackLivesMatter: 1. You're willfully ignorant. or 2. You're actually racist. That's it. It's been broken down, it's been explained logically, and you've been presented with your choice.
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@damintoell I think some of them that Twitter still wants to boost were told about it, or they’re just all adopting the same model like they did with the “🚨🔥 BREAKING” method.
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Damin Toell@damintoell·
Eric clearly started doing “original content” for monetization now where he takes someone else’s video and puts it next to a still photo. Scroll his feed, it’s pretty funny.
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh

🚨 BREAKING: After JD Vance-led negotiations wrapped moments ago after 3AM Pakistan time, Iran peace talks will reportedly CONTINUE tomorrow morning Everything discussed has been kept VERY tight lipped, but publicly, US Navy ships made it into the Strait of Hormuz today 🔥 President Trump said this evening before departing the White House: "Maybe they make a deal, maybe they don't. DOESN'T MATTER. From the standpoint of America, WE WIN." Keep pushing, Mr. VP! 🇺🇸

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Chris Johnson@TheChalls·
Dom was originally banned for posting uncensored CP. He just found out most of his monetization is going to get cut cause all he does is steal content, slap his watermark on it, and post it with sloppy, nonsense opinions. Now he’s crashing out. 11 “🚨🔥 STOLEN” posts in an hour.
Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives@dom_lucre

🔥🚨STOLEN: Hollywood actor Will Smith’s son Jaden Smith is currently going viral after having this ‘strange interaction’ with his fan at Coachella. ShesFishey: “The way Jaden Smith walked right off after taking a pic with a fan at Coachella 😭”

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Chris Johnson@TheChalls·
@BearPigCentral Warzone could do so much more if they would just free it from the yearly release cycle and leveling up process. It needs to be separated and they need to curate it. CoD Mobile is the blueprint for WZ and always has been. I just don’t think IW will ever let it happen.
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Chris Johnson@TheChalls·
@damintoell I bet he starts using more phrases than his typical “🚨BREAKING” at the beginning of his posts too since he saw they were going to further demonetize those accounts. Saw a “Just In” from him today already. He’s sweating Cheeto dust he’s so nervous they’re gonna get him.
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Chris Johnson@TheChalls·
@damintoell You know what would make this even better? Dom Lucre’s watermark.
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Chris Johnson@TheChalls·
@dom_lucre 🔥 🚨 DEVELOPING: You don’t do shit. You should have never been unbanned in the first place.
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Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives
Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives@dom_lucre·
🔥🚨BREAKING: X just emailed me saying my creator monetization is paused and I received now warning. I was the first creator demonetized on this platform and I was for an entire year. I got it back and just lost it without any insight. How could this be possible? I am one of the hardest working creators on X. @nikitabier @elonmusk
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PrimitiveAK 🇯🇲@PrimitiveAK·
I might be making the worst move ever here, I just realized, I am wrapping up work travel in Massachusetts right before the Japan trip. As soon as I get back home from MA, I gotta go straight to the airport and then my next departure is in 6 hours. Which basically means I’m not gonna be sleeping for 48+ hours while also trying to adjust to a 13+ hour time difference. Yall think imma be ok? 😭
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Dr. Ian Garner@irgarner·
Has a more subtly sarcastic headline ever been written?
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✦𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚡✦
✦𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚡✦@fw_lennox1·
When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow
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