TheCode!

The best kind of house hosts don’t ask if you’re hungry, they hand you a blunt the moment you walk in.

Before dating someone, kindly verify if they are really single or just angry with their partner.

If we dating and something makes u overthink, let me know. I have no issue over explaining myself and giving reassurance

Bitches break up with they boyfriend, match your weed, vent for 3 hours... then text him "I miss you." 😭🍃

Weed doesn't solve all my problems. It just stops my brain from turning every small problem into a five-season TV series. 🍃😮‍💨

If we weren't supposed to smoke weed, why do we have cannabinoid receptors in our brains?

“If looks could tan… I’d be golden right now” Yellow towel should be jealous… she’s glowing harder

As nasty as I am , I'm shy asf 😭😭

The hardest decision I'll make today: which one gets the lighter first?

America has so many choices in the supermarket that choosing toothpaste feels like a career decision 😂 why are there 47 types of everything?

I’m fine with Thursday Ngl

White House backs bill to keep hemp THC products legal, GOP sponsor says (Newsletter: July 23, 2026) Marijuana & insurance coverage bill filed in Senate; KY medical cannabis in hospitals; Study: Marijuana reduces opioid use

Everyone thinks someone better is just one swipe away.

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

We never plan to be this chill but here we are highly functioning ✌️💨

Why does everything need a subscription now? Can I just buy something once and own it?

Every smoke session starts with one innocent-looking nug and ends like this.

i have a question, + i’m being so serious. do ppl outside of the united states smoke crack? like, are there crack heads anywhere else? i’ve never seen a post mentioning it from anyone outside the u.s. do they not have crack, or do they just call it something else?

My girlfriend's dad gave me one piece of advice that completely changed how I view relationships.The first time I met him, I was nervous. I expected him to ask about my job, my future, or whether I could provide for his daughter.Instead, he smiled, poured us both a cup of tea, and asked,"Can I give you one piece of advice?"I nodded.He looked at me and said, "Never make my daughter....

if i smell like Weed & coffee it's because i smell like Weed & coffee.