The Donald J. Trumpchi

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The Donald J. Trumpchi

The Donald J. Trumpchi

@TheDJTrumpchi

Chinese agent Pres. Xi ass licker Destroyer of peace Grifter and thief Anti-democracy Pro death You're all little piggies Also, a Zionist stooge PARODY ACCOUNT

In Your Head Katılım Ekim 2020
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The Donald J. Trumpchi
The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
The Grand Old Party (GOP) has been renamed to the Grand Old Nazi Party (GONP). I will honor their wish and refer to them by their new name from this point on. I request that everyone show them the respect they deserve and do the same.
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extra solar@solar_extra9·
@MarkHam80780803 question was, is the tds shame and the briben culture heroics and the democrat treason clinging to the 300 billion fantasy as the only chance to make their disgrace into trumps apology and confession. these, are the days of giving, will the president give to the bad actors pride.
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Mark Hammond@MarkHam80780803·
“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@bfulton1 @PlantRobinson For indecent exposure? Possibly, but that probably is not a violation of Twitters Terms of Service. Maybe it should have a warning label that says, "May induce vomiting".
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Kevin@KCRPH·
@TheDJTrumpchi @zone_astronomy It isn't an immediate roaring fire, dumbass. Do you realize how lightining works? If you did, you wouldn't be such a dipshit. You must be a libtard that thinks he's the smartest peckerhead in the room.
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@Acyn How is this deal better? Negotiations continue. There is no deal other than an agreement to a ceasefire and the end of the US naval blockade. The MoU agrees to negotiations for the next 60 days to finalize the details. How does anybody love that which is not yet done?
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Acyn@Acyn·
Vance: I would say Obama, why in the world, of it's the same thing, why is it that the gulf Arabs hated your deal and they love our deal? He should acknowledge that the people who are closest to this, they love the Trump deal. They hate the Obama deal. And that is maybe the biggest endorsement of this plan.
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@TheHondaRousey That is why I labeled mine as a parody account. The Trumpchi is an actual Chinese car model. I thought it appropriate for a parody account name.
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Honda Rousey™@TheHondaRousey·
Good morning my #Smokefleet Muchachos Word of warning, Elmo is suspending SmokeFleet accounts without warning or reason… I can only assume it’s because it wasn’t labelled as parody so it confused the low IQ maga morons, don’t be caught out!
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@DoctorPauls @RepNancyMace Jesus spoke Aramaic and was either Arab or black. Your English Christian heritage whitewashed the truth about Jesus. This proves just how gullible fake Christians are.
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Paul K@DoctorPauls·
@RepNancyMace English is what English Christian heritage gave us. Not Arabic or Spanish.
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@RepNancyMace Do you now understand why you got your ass kicked on primary day? You are too racist even for South Carolinians. You don't speak English. You speak Stupid.
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@RickChapterTwo This is just commonsense safety precautions. Anyone who thinks otherwise must relish in the thought of dead toddlers. I'm sure some MAGA will scream about the toddlers' rights, or some bullshit like that.
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Rick ☆
Rick ☆@RickChapterTwo·
My daughter just turned 40 and I still put a harness on her when we're out in public. OK, not literally, but I watch my family like a hawk when we're out and about. People say I'm obsessed sometimes, I just say it's better to be safe than sorry. I don't think any of these children are being traumatized and if this is what it takes to keep them safe then I'm all for it.
Mr.DRIP @DreatonAlain

A kindergarten teacher is catching heat after linking her young students together with a rope on a field trip to keep them from wandering off. What’s your thoughts on this?

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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@KCRPH @zone_astronomy The lightning starts the fire. Why would the fire wait until later to ignite? Does it nap first? Wait for permission from Thor? Fire from lightning is instantaneous. You must be MAGA to be so dumb.
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Kevin@KCRPH·
@zone_astronomy This is such AI bullshit. A roof isn't immediately on fire. Fuck this.
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ShANk@BigShankkz·
I need your soul or this will never work 🖤
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The Donald J. Trumpchi
The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@8WithaTiara Are you my ex-wife? You sound like my ex-wife. Are you a redhead? My ex used to call herself a 'fucking princess", too. And she is currently experiencing menopause.
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Fuckin’ Princess
Fuckin’ Princess@8WithaTiara·
Menopause is such a fun little season of life You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony. I love that for us
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
The Trumpchi is an actual Chinese automobile model. It has nothing to do with Donald Trump, though I am sure he would claim it was named after him because "China loves me", but I doubt he even knows it exists.
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The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
@_omoaje @NoContextHumans They don't disappear. As soon as the light is turned back on, the bugs will be back. Apparently, you don't use your head for anything other than hanging a hat, if you can figure out how to put one on.
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The Donald J. Trumpchi
The Donald J. Trumpchi@TheDJTrumpchi·
Yeah. Trump was still breathing. Our daily end-of-day upset.
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