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🚨Xabi Alonso is the first Chelsea ‘manager’ since Jose Mourinho in 2013. All other appointments after Mourinho were ‘coaches’ until now. [@David_Ornstein on NBC]

Maresca stans are a disease please fuck off to Man City with him 🙏

My problem or challenge with this take or.your opinion on Satpaev in general vince is that you come across as trying to shoehorn him into the team because you feel he can't play ST, I get you but analyse him in isolation and not because you feel we're stacked there

Mika Godst is one of the biggest wing talents in the last decade. He will be world class, and you know I don’t throw that word around often.

Woah woah, we can't possibly pull this off

🚨 Xabi Alonso brings 4 coaches with him to join Chelsea : 🇦🇷 Assistant Sebastian Parilla - Two decades at Real Madrid + Leverkusen, Alonso’s main and most trusted assistant, also works on defensive set pieces. 🇪🇸 Assistant Alberto Encinas - Four years as an assistant at Barca + Leverkusen and Real Madrid. 🇪🇸 Assistant Beñat Labaien - Obtained UEFA pro license when he was only 21, former chief analyst at Real Sociedad for 4 years + assistants at other clubs including Leeds in 17/18. 🇪🇸 Fitness coach Ismael Camenforte Lopez - Ex Real Madrid, Leverkusen, Denmark National team and more.

Understand Alonso’s power will entail recommending player positions + club won’t sign anyone without his say so, also same on sales. Recruitment meetings have been scheduled. Chelsea will only sign any specific player recommendations if they also agree on the player. Chelsea’s minimum target for next season is UCL qualification + competing strongly for trophies. Players have been made aware Alonso will be watching final two games with a keen eye. Unclear if he will be at either games in person. W/@TheBluesFeed

Welcome Xabi! Incredible appointment 👏🏼

Enjoy Alonso news, don’t let these idiots police you to not be happy about it. You all know my thoughts on this ownership and what needs to happen, the battle continues and hopefully we get the club back to where it needs to be. One step at a time

Xabi Alonso’s system could unlock so many Chelsea players. Colwill’s passing, Palmer’s creativity, Neto and Estevão’s pace, Cucurella and Reece James attacking freedom, João Pedro’s development and Caicedo’s midfield dominance all fit Alonso’s style perfectly. Cole Palmer could genuinely become one of the best attacking midfielders in the world under Alonso, while Reece James and Cucurella could produce crazy attacking numbers in his system. Chelsea under Xabi Alonso could be scary next season.

Nobody asked but the Bible has enough characters to run the most chaotic Twitter timeline in human history. Let me show you👇🏾 ▪︎ Jesus follows 12 verified people. He rarely posts, but when He does, it’s a deep 5-word banger that hits 10 million views. Absolutely cooks the “verified” Pharisees in the quote tweets, hitting them with brutal clapbacks. He would eventually go viral because His mutual (Judas) leaked the group chat and dropped His live location to the opps. The account has been silent since but people are still quoting the last post. ▪︎ Delilah ran the most monetized account on the timeline. Relationship content by day. Intel by night. Her engagement rate was impossible to explain until you realized every post was strategically placed and every man in her comments was being studied. She dated Samson publicly, made it aesthetic. The couple content was performing. Meanwhile she was in a separate DM asking "but where does the strength actually come from" for the sixth time with a different angle each time. ▪︎ Paul's account was getting suspended every other week. He was banned for being too accurate and too loud about it simultaneously. He once dropped a 74-tweet thread at 3AM calling out the church in Corinth by full name and location. "Thread 🧵: Corinth is a mess and I have receipts. 1/74." He hosted 12-hour Twitter Spaces from house arrest. The Romans took his phone and he borrowed someone else's. They suspended that one too. His fourth burner was @SaulOfTarsus_Backup and everybody still knew it was him. ▪︎ The Most Dragged account goes to Prophet Hosea and it is not even close. Red-pill Twitter would wake up every morning and choose this man for breakfast. Imagine him quote tweeting his wife's night-out pictures at 2AM with "Dinner's on the stove whenever you're ready to come back my Queen ❤️." Fresh and Fit would dedicate an entire three hour episode to this man. But here is what nobody in the comments would know. God authored every single post. ▪︎ Noah was posting ark build timelapses for 120 years straight.. The world kept dragging him but he never replied. He just kept building and tweeting. Then one day the comments went quiet and nobody ever heard from those accounts again. His next post was a rainbow that got 15 million views with zero caption. ▪︎ Jonah is a professional relatable hater and the timeline has never seen anything like him before or since. This man quote tweeted an entire city's tearful apology video with "Ain't nobody watching all that. Nuke 'em." 120,000 people repenting in real time and his only response was "Nuke em". The crazy thing is that God had to book him a whale Uber to get him there. ▪︎ Solomon ran the one of the most followed account on the timeline and also the most exhausting. By 6AM without fail, he drops a 30-tweet thread on building wealth, disciplined mornings and generational thinking. The writing was genuinely good. The man had wisdom. The problem was wife number 492 was also online. By 9PM the thread was buried under her quote tweets with receipts, screenshots and a voice note. The timeline had picked a side before midnight and it was not Solomon's. He logged off, came back at 3AM to make a tweet. "Everything is vanity fr 💔"

The "make or break" moment is here. One of them moments that decide the next 5 years. There CANNOT be a reality where we fumble from here. A tap-in straight from God. SEAL THE DEAL CHELS.

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@MrBeast I'm just existing @MrBeast

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

I blame her parents.....

A very FOOLISH and STUPID girl....useless excuse of an avatar

The Avatar State in the OG show gave the Avatar the ability to generate hurricanes, create tsunami waves, force volcanoes to erupt and more. It is very clear that the AS terrified Aang for a majority of the show before book 3. It was legitimately a terrifying thing to witness for anyone. When Roku used it against Sozin, he blew apart an entire wing of his palace. Sozin was an incredibly powerful firebender and was certainly no pushover. Whenever the AS was used, it was always decisive. There was no question of whether or not using it would end the conflict, it was just that overwhelmingly powerful. The only time we see it "fail" is when Azula takes a cheap shot, but had she not done so, that entire room of Azula, Zuko and the entirety of the Dai Li would have been cooked. No single bender had the ability to fight the avatar in the AS and even that entire room of benders would not have been able to beat it either. That is how ridiculously strong the AS was. Imo, seeing it spammed in this clip makes it feel worthless. There's basically no difference whether he uses it or not and it's simply used to make the bad guy seem that much stronger.

This is my main fear with Xabi....I don't want my club to revert back to a back 3 when I see top teams with solid structures in back 4..I'm saying this I isolation and not IP/OOP.. Thoughts @LKCOYB @MobyChe @NiiNiiFC @SS____899 @NewsJeffJ1

Kvaratskhelia is a Robben regen on the other wing. You know what he's going to do, and once he does it, you're toast.

When God speaks, go to sleep… IT IS DONE! I know He will because He said He will!