Dean M

Swoozy-FTS (feat Nick Kucel) youtu.be/IhxUDzeOX14?si… via @YouTube

A man was flying a plane over the Amazon when he suddenly crashed. He lived, managed to get out of the plane and was staggering through the jungle when he was suddenly surrounded by bloodthirsty savages and he thought, “Man, I am totally fucked.” “No”, a voice boomed out from the heavens, “You’re not fucked.” The voice continued, “Listen to me very carefully. Grab the spear from the savage next to you, run up to the chief and stab him in the chest.” So the man, with nothing to lose, grabbed the spear from the savage next to him, an up to the chief and stabbed him in the chest. As he was standing over the chief, who was dying in a pool of blood, he looked up to the sky and asked, “Now what, Lord?” The voice boomed back, “OK. NOW you’re fucked.”

I am very skeptical of anyone who is alive and thinks they met Jesus.

Bombing school kids: zero response Bombing gas and oil: global task force This is why capitalism as a governing ideology is incompatible with our basic humanity

MAGA: You libtards don’t even know what a woman is! Me: Women are one of groups of people you want to keep from voting.

@ABC7 🥳didn't even have to deport this one!

#BREAKINGNEWS: Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass on Thursday signed a proclamation renaming the city's Cesar Chavez Day holiday as "Farm Workers Day," in light of sex assault allegations against the late labor leader. Bass said she has been in contact with Chávez's family, and they are in support of the move. spr.ly/6013B6n9ND

Why is Congress trying to pass Anti Semitism laws, but not anti racist laws against blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Arabs, and every other race in America, including white people.

@Maximumatheist does this help...

For some reason, it also wants my money.

Our military has "war gamed" a war with Iran, repeatedly. We've lost every time. Which is why no President has ever been foolish enough to even try.

Truer words have never been spoken.

The churches should start paying taxes since they wanted their religious war on the taxpayer’s dime.

Iran is winning. If that makes you worried, you’re likely a pedophile.

People don't realize God is spiritual not religious.

Can we just proactively arrest all the Duggars?

The FCC just approved a merger that gives one corporation control of 80% of your local TV news. They're already firing journalists to pay for it. And Brendan Carr is threatening to pull licenses from stations that cover the war in ways he doesn't like. I broke it all down. 🔗⬇️

@ABC7 Didn't ever have to deport this one 🥳

#BREAKINGNEWS: California legislative leaders announced they are going to rename Cesar Chavez Day as Farmworkers Day in light of sexual abuse allegations. Read more here: spr.ly/6013B6neVX

@TheBigBroTea never got what casting saw in that mut 🫤

It’s official, Taylor’s season of the Bachelorette has been canceled and won’t be premiering on ABC #slomw

JD Vance changed his name, his religion, and his entire political ideology to become the exact avatar his billionaire backer Peter Thiel required. When a politician reinvents their identity to serve an oligarch, they are an asset. You cannot trust a word they say