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@Dodgers What could go wrong

Today's #Dodgers lineup at Cardinals:

@AsaiNobuharu @DefiantLs lol, none of the door dashers being arrested in this video have 401k.

@DefiantLs Same people who bitch when their 401k dips because of their antics.

Some footage of 'May Day' protests "We're being arrested for shutting down Wall Street. We won't stand for billionaire greed... I am fighting the billionares.. they are hoarding wealth"

@ChadMoriyama Freddie has to get going

Bunt is correct, though the context is bases loaded is actually worse in this scenario and the guy being walked is Ohtani.

@BackAftaThis Mother of god

@freezyfriars @BarstoolBigCat Holy shit this is my youth

@BarstoolBigCat All of this

@ChadMoriyama McLean stuff is actually insane

Yamamoto retired 20 in a row at one point, McLean got 12 in a row and then seven of the last eight. Cruising.

@NjTank99 Feeble

@JeffPassan Nailed it

Premiere, you doofus.

The premier of Sources Tell Jeff Passan, with Tarik Skubal and Paul Skenes, is live on YouTube, where you'll find full episodes every Tuesday. It's also available on all podcast platforms, though the video version comes with some extra bells and whistles: youtube.com/watch?v=ARrVSr…

@Dodgers Andy Pages taking the Lord deep on Easter weekend.

CAN'T STOP ANDY.

@BarstoolBigCat good day to win it.

@Jared_Carrabis Where the fuck is the podcast?

Happy New Year to all the beautiful people on Baseball Twitter. I can’t wait to get into the nerdiest arguments with you over the next 7 months. I look forward to celebrating my team’s wins, reveling in my haters’ losses, gossiping about all the drama, and watching ding dongs.

@Spidermonkeyy93 “We’re going to play through” is so god damn funny

Golf fight turns into one guy getting put in his place. #fight #Fights

@JeffPassan Lame

Tarik Skubal will leave Team USA following tonight’s game and return to camp with the Detroit Tigers, manager Mark DeRosa said.

@kane__41020 @DrAlmarielao Just wanted to scroll the replies and make sure someone had the correct response. Cheers

@DrAlmarielao If I saw that happen, I would drink my fucking beer because I am not some whiny little bitch Karen and I understand in the real world where people live no one is perfect all the time. I'd drink that shit, shut the fuck up, and mind my own damn business... after I tipped her

It was a packed Saturday night when she finally noticed it. The bartender poured the beer, wiped the foam down with her bare fingers, adjusted the garnish with those long acrylic nails, and slid the glass across the bar like nothing happened. A few customers exchanged looks. One guy quietly pushed his drink away. Within minutes, someone complained to management. The vibe shifted fast. What was supposed to be a fun night turned into a debate about hygiene, professionalism, and standards. By the end of it, the manager decided to shut the bar down early to address the issue. Bartenders shouldn’t be touching the foam or rim of a served drink with bare hands. That’s a hygiene violation. Health inspectors would absolutely flag that. Proper pour technique keeps hands off the glass once it’s ready, period. It only takes one moment like that to lose customer trust. Clean habits behind the bar aren’t optional, they’re part of the job. Would you say something if you saw that happen, or just leave and never come back?

@gdi_ag @dead_ranch @hen_ease @PFTCommenter

These fuckin turbines are about 6 years old. Mismatched specs between the generators and blades or some shit. Anyway. They were failing. So After numerous lawsuits and boolshit The fix is to implode all 100 of them and rebuild Saving the world Enjoy the video Credit @dead_ranch

@Dodgers I would’ve bet my life that Snell would know it

Asked a few guys what Mike Jones' phone number was and they didn't disappoint. 😂

@SperanzaIntel Mom should’ve dropped “this is me and my rat family”

W mom L Daughter

@ColeyMick @HoodCertified He could team up with Chapman and point guns at women and children. Hooray!

@HoodCertified him and Urias would be a helluva duo!

Those 6 games are gonna be for the Dodgers

@hen_ease Tom Brady merchant

What a joke

@JeffPassan Are the Mets bad for baseball?

Within the last week, the New York Mets have added the frontline starter they needed, the big bat they needed and the center fielder they needed. Offseasons are long. A slow November and December does not preclude a monster January. And that's exactly what the Mets unleashed.