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This economy has me eating interestingly named food brands. Which sardine be Estus again?

The stress is pretty obvious lol

Na 22k Akara dem wrap with paper? Wetin do briefcase?

Meanwhile, this is a high end Akara spot in the city center of Abuja with great ambience🤣🤣 Lagos people are really suffering🤣

You should cultivate morals very early in life. The first one is to be content with what you have. Learn not to steal from anyone. It will take you very far in life.

Your children always wanting to be in your room, in your space, or just near you is really a sign that they feel safe with you. They love your presence, your energy, and the comfort of home you created for them. That’s not something to take lightly. Job well done.

A spectacular Michael Jackson drone light show with thousands of drones performed right in front of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

remember!

@_Florencx 💀💀💀

@TheEloho Mommy Runo 😂😂

5 months celibate today 🙏 God is good 😌

And don’t wear them only for special occasions. You are an occasion, you are special, wear them whenever and to wherever you want.

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world. Voice note received 6:47am Dad: (sound of kettle in background) Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way. Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note) Me: (it is 6:47am) Me: (sends voice note back) Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again. Voice note received 6:51am Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye. Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am) Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)

@xotie Nice nails. Send funds plis🌚🌚

Obsessed.

Please teach your daughters that they don't have to tolerate bad treatment from poorly raised boys to prove they're good women.

You have to specify. The younger gen will totally misread this.

me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men

Him: she slept with Chike Her: there was Brenda, Latisha, Linda, Felicia

Privacy is power. Normalize not telling people more than they need to know.

Thank you Lord Jesus 🙏🏻