THE Ethan Maxwell

@thechosenberg Could be on mental drugs or even illicit ones like opioids. That shit will do it

Fucking for 1.5 hours honestly sounds annoying

@theantimarkofpw @RealEmirHan She does have great titties

@RealEmirHan Stop gassing all the fucks that are on Euphoria like they're great actors. It's always been about Sydney Sweeney's titties.

Barbie Ferreira left Euphoria at its peak because they didn’t let her do “acting” “I don’t need to be on the biggest TV show on Earth if I’m not acting.” “So I would rather do an indie movie where I’m flexing my muscles, rather than sit around to be a background character.”

@NFL_DovKleiman No wonder he’s been having horrible seasons after season lately and losing almost every game he’s played over the past few years; it’s because they’ve obviously figured him out!

Oh Boy: Chiefs DE Charles Omenihu ROASTS Ravens QB Lamar Jackson saying that the league figured him out already. "Lamar, honestly, you bring a 5-man rush on him and collapse that pocket, he'll make a play that isn't the best for the Ravens." 😳😳😳

@rollupjohnny @jovon_edwa34924 @kzbkgrunge @Ac7ionMann @thetylilshow_ @girlhefunny_1 Nah deadass 😭

@jovon_edwa34924 @kzbkgrunge @Ac7ionMann @thetylilshow_ @girlhefunny_1 Nah nigga you defending your father we get it these niggas fucked you

If Adin Ross doesn’t exist your overlord Kai doesn’t get big enough for you to make it. Shut your ignorant ass up. Clover boys sounds like a gay boy band name none of you are about no kind of life. Stop talking tough you clowns entertain fatherless 12 year olds. None of you have done enough in the space except scream the N word and try to farm uptime on the biggest streamer you can find. Tired of you and all your boyfriends talking like you about some gangster shit shut the fuck up.

@allenanalysis White people are not living in actual NYC unless they’re wealthy. They’re living in surrounding areas. Neither white or black median income is over $100k in New York State. This is so dumb.

Mayor Mamdani just said it out loud: "The wealth of a median white household in the city is more than $200,000, while that of a black household is less than $20,000." Ten times the wealth. Same city. Same century.

@aaronp613 My 16 pro max is at 91% and holds charge great still. Been at 100% for the last 30 minutes with me actively on it and not charging

My iPhone 17 Pro is literally unusable now

@TheBaseRyne @HanaHoops Imagine being a bottom team in the league with the name jokers. No shot that happens lol

@HanaHoops The Las Vegas... Mirage Jokers Dealers Roulette Showmen Spinners All go hard in my opinion

These are actually so lame

@adamfaze lol Maxwell house owns me

FaZe Media owns the trademark for the word Faze (my born last name) and sent me a cease and desist in 2023 when I originally named my production company FazeWorld. I want my last name back!

@dietbea827 When it’s happened to me the mf alarm went off so I went back and the lady took it off

I KNOW SOME OF YALL GOTTA BE BORROWING CLOTHES PLSSS HOW DO I GET THIS OFF I BOUGHT THESE BUT THEY DIDNT TAKE THE THINGY OFFF

@McNasty Only the weirdo Israel loving white people care

white people love offensive humor until its directed @ them or people they idolize. i thought liberal's were supposed to be the whiney babies that cant take a joke anymore?

@riskybagz @Davidrios @TiffanyFong You also didn’t get shit on your face while recording a video for millions to see

A video has resurfaced of the McDonald’s CEO spitting out a bite of chicken sandwich. 😭

@uscfan981 Anything super soft and fluffy and outback

This should be good.

@Anakin2254 @HeadBand42 @DylanMcD8 It’s a iPhone 16 pro running MacOS lol

@HeadBand42 @DylanMcD8 You’re just absolutely stupid

Apple simultaneously selling the best value in laptops and the worst value in headphones is so funny but also so Apple

@LamarHeisman lol

Cap that Loop missed kick felt like a decade ago now.

@WatcherGuru @grok consider an employee works 40hrs/week over the course of 2 years while getting this bonus and BTC eventually hits $500k, how much would they have made overall in BTC

JUST IN: Steak 'n Shake officially starts paying employees an hourly 'Bitcoin bonus' of $0.21.

@iamklausenburg Probably A but I am curious what “good/bad sex” means here. Is she just basic? Not into it? Never wants to do it? Bad sex could mean any number of things

Men, You have two ladies that you are actively vetting to make your wife. Lady A and Lady B. The photos below are their features and you are to factor them in before making a choice. Which would you choose and why?

@HeatherIsUnsane 40 + 20 is 60 and 8 + 7 is 15, 60+15 is 75

I suck at math, but this is how it works in my head. 7+8=15 (carry the 1 over) 2+4+1=7 75

@Mythicalblue_ If you want a 97+” tv then at least get a mini-led. Make it worth it for yourself.

TVs are like literally the only thing that have gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older

@messedupfoods I ain’t ever seen 5 in a bag before lol

holy grail

@gabbgoudy @Suns @FanDuel Huge mustard girl

the @Suns are doing it right. $2 menu is elite! $8 worth of snacks! @FanDuel