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@MartinBester know of anybody crowned Miss Diepsloot?

@jacarandafm @EWNTraffic @PigSpotter R511 between JNB and Hartbeerpoort closed for roadwork. Alternative via R512 or PTA West. #FML

Hoë regskoste in SA. Gelukkig het ons in SA 'n grondwet wat jou menseregte beskerm. Daarom in die hof is jy onskuldig ..tot jou geld op is!!

Justice: what we get when the decision is in our favor.

@_Hann_28 twitpic.com/bb6pc9

Yes, I do have the cure for Tourette's. I've just been waiting for someone to ask me for it politely.

I took enough Xanax to kill a hamster. RIP Fred. Fred's the hypothetical hamster. Anyways, I think I double-parked my Unicorn this morning..

@_Hann_28 excuses... :( twitpic.com/b7g55s

@_hann_28 Need. Coffee. Now! #desperate

Oh goodie..It's take your boat to work day..

@anjavanstaden fine specimen! But, holy crap...

Some Botox and a good dye and I reckon this Parktown prawn can pass as a Lobster..soon available at seafood outlets near you...

@Meg_Eckert Crappy! Sorry Meg...

Computicket lady not looking impressed with the queue this morning.. #RHCP

@PigSpotter @EWNTraffic. Taxi vs Car Olifantsfontein | Aluminium. Traffic heading to Midrand from R21 backed up +- 2KM

@watkykjy @meltsieb genoeg drank en iemand dra dalk sommer vir Oprah EN haar pruik..

@Raspberry_Gal @crimsonjewels ready for ya, but propose waiting 'till the sunrise-wouldn't want @dagggers catching a cold being naked...

@BarryTuck Co-sign!

@Raspberry_Gal you mingle with a sick crowd.. If I discovered proper balls on a girl I'd definitely let go and run!! @crimsonjewels