Daz - The Fluffy Armadillo

@Vicar_Street @WeeMissBea Also probably returned after dying many more times. Such is the life of a comedian

What a brilliant & hilarious show last night from @WeeMissBea! 😂👏 If you missed your chance to secure tickets, Aisling has added an extra date on 3 May 2026 🔥 🎫 Tickets selling fast ~ bit.ly/4b8ZNFG

(screams into the void)

@hatter @ChrisWickNews And also got the greater of the two evils on born corruption and chaos

@ChrisWickNews You voted for an extremely well-documented liar and fraudster, quite aside from him also clearly being a terrible human being in so many other ways. It had already been shown that 'checks and balances' hadn't stopped him making indefensible decisions as president the first time.

I voted for Donald Trump because he felt like the lesser of two evils. I didn’t want Joe Biden or Kamala Harris continuing what I believed was corruption and chaos. Trump promised no new wars. He promised to end wars. He promised America First. That’s why I supported him. But now? We’re watching conflicts escalate. Billions sent overseas. Military aid flowing to Israel and Ukraine. Meanwhile Americans are struggling to buy groceries. Veterans are homeless. Families are drowning in debt. Where is America First? I didn’t vote for more foreign entanglements. I voted for peace. I voted for prosperity at home. That’s why I’m disappointed. That’s why I’m upset. And that’s why I can’t support him anymore.

@Tim_Mc_Garry So they are selling the seating so they can't sit next to each other?

My solo show in the Lyric Theatre in May is perfect for the couple who aren't getting on. #heightofnonsense

@HardwareUnboxed AI is already failing overpriced PC has cut its potential user base. If it's lucky it will be like each generation of 3D glasses for TV and films. It will learn from each step and eventually find a balance that will work out

Which one of these do you think will happen? 1. AI Succeeds? 2. AI Fails? Pick carefully… nah don’t worry either option will result in the global economy tanking. My money is on failing, not that it matters.

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@richardosman and I press this button and never know what it is except when it's the second round on Monday which is distinctly average

@HardwareUnboxed Damn and here I was going to blow my children's inheritance on a new PC build. J/K

Of course Asus now says they haven't put the 5070 Ti in EOL status (because Nvidia made them), you just won't be able to buy it soon.

Roman confirms that 5070 Ti supply has been cut heavily and that there will be almost no supply, which is obviously why Asus made the decision to EOL those products. He also has a lot more info about the Nvidia MSRP and why it will no longer be a thing. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=0lS1S_…

@nickeardleybbc Seems a shame but it is a solid labour seat. I think we may even have been redistricted to vote in Gorton despite being in West didsbury

NEW: Andrew Gwynnne confirms he's standing down as an MP

@Tim_Mc_Garry @realDonaldTrump I walked up to my wall, looking at it in a melancholy way, tilted my head side to side and said 'Norway, Denmark, Greenland. Not even you deserve that.' Smiled, sighed, and walked away from the wall. Saving both of us the undue effort

This is beyond parody. @realDonaldTrump is deranged. I fear for the future. We've a comedy show to write but how do you satirise this ill-informed narcissistic bullshit?

@nickeardleybbc Threats and money are the only thing Trump understands. UK and EU should drop 5% of US Bonds on the market and warn extra 20-40% if he doesn't back down

PM Keir Starmer responds to Trump: “Applying tariffs on allies for pursuing the collective security of NATO allies is completely wrong. We will of course be pursuing this directly with the US administration."

@BBCPolitics The UK and EU should drop 5% of the US Bonds held onto the market and threaten to drop 20 to 40% if Trump goes near Greenland. Money and economics are the only thing Trump understands. Hit him where it hurts

The UK "condemns in the strongest of terms the horrendous and brutal killing of Iranian protesters", Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper tells MPs She says the government has summoned the Iranian ambassador "to underline the gravity of this moment" bbc.in/4aZ4h20

@EU_Commission you and the UK should drop 5% of the US Bonds onto the market and say if US goes near Greenland you will drop another 20% Money and economy are the only thing Trump understands

Once upon a time there was a princess... ... And the dragon lived happily ever after.

@richardosman I'm guessing that West Ham are doing a lot of the heavy lifting in that time scale. Rivalry much? Just thinking

I say 'worth noting'.

Worth noting that if Wolves and West Ham do both go down, then next season will be the first in its entire 137 year history that there will be no clubs beginning with W in the English top flight. (UNLESS, of course, Watford, Wrexham or West Brom go up.)

@MyTimeEvershine Yes, you too! Just have fun with yourselves and enjoy the game with us

Happy New Year, players!🥳🥳🥳 Let’s build a new home in 2026 together!🔥🎆🎇

Based on the price of computer components we are heading for a naked flame to a hydrogen balloon booming bang in AI as everything comes head on rather than bubble pop

@nickeardleybbc Yep I saw the easter egg rush was on this weekend. Humph... At least wait till after Chinese new year... rolls his eyes upwards

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@bbctms Carse scored more than all batters in the first innings - Daz

@nickeardleybbc @bbc5live Alternative Christmas songs most number ones : Killing in the name of - RATM Lily the pink - Scaffold Another brick in the wall - Pink Floyd Always on my mind - Pet Shop Boys Christmas Song - The Darkness

Merry Christmas everyone. Some top tips for ‘alternative’ Christmas songs from @bbc5live listeners: St Etienne - I was born on Christmas Day Steeleye Span - Gaudete Sigrid - Home to you The Muppets Christmas album! Crosby/Bowie - Little Drummer boy