The Goods

Life is short, give bjs for pjs

Girls trip idea: Auschwitz and then TSwift concert in Warsaw August 1st

@InternetH0F Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

If you want a guy to stop messaging you, send a picture of your used tampon

This man just asked me if he could catch my UTI from sex

@wagieeacc Buy the hot coffee and ask for a cup of ice. I used to do this in college when I wanted to practice being poor.

Update: coffee guy is named Iymaan. He doesn't know why the iced coffee is more expensive than the hot coffee. I bought the hot coffee today and after one sip I threw it in his face. Hope you don't mind second degree burns, coffee cart guy.

As an accountant, girl math makes me ree. But as a woman, I relate.

Men get uncomfortable when you get your period all over them and then offer your dead brother’s clothing

@PresidiumNet @Jbn3ex @wagieeacc @real_lord_miles Inshallah @real_lord_miles will be retuned to us in one piece 🙏🏻

@Jbn3ex @TheG00dz @wagieeacc @real_lord_miles That is correct and the current situation, although not one to be concerned for in welfare is one we cannot publicly discuss at present. If there were any reason whatsoever at anytime to worry about his well-being, we would advise the public.

free @real_lord_miles - evidently he's alive. we're so back!

@Jbn3ex @wagieeacc @real_lord_miles @PresidiumNet I had money on him being dead so this is a real bummer

@TheG00dz @wagieeacc @real_lord_miles British human rights NGO @PresidiumNet has been aware of his situation and posting about it for months. They can't give details because his family hasn't agreed to it. But he is for sure alive. British gov and his mom also made public comments about it back in april

@wagieeacc Jason 💦💦💦

DL Software company dinner. Three of us MIA.

thoughts?

@mgrace1179 ive been saying

Ever since I blew a guy in my elevator the doormen have been extra nice

@Aella_Girl Probably because this is gay

absolutely yes, I don't get why more guys trying to find partners don't do this. It's a skill u can invest yourself into that might make a girl finally ask u out the week after you asked her out first and she said "u need to take my dating survey first" and you were like "um no"

@BertGoochland For that body I’m gay AND autistic

For that body babe, I’m fully retarded

@brettharrison Hello Brett. Im trying to organize a trip to visit Sam. Would you like me to add you to the groupchat?

passed my Series 3 exam

@osoosoband Damn time flies. This is one of my fave albums of all time ❤️

happy birthday bitg i luv ya so

Man on first date: my parents divorced when I was less than one Me: how do you cope knowing that you were the cause of their marriage ending?

@StoolieMemes @TomScibelli I could fix him

is this real? could be awful for the campaign, if true.