Claire Evans is 🥀QUERYING🥀

Sliding in just before the #QuestPit deadline for more formal introductions. You thought your situationship was messy? Try being a witch who just discovered a magical soul bond with their low-commitment lover that’s been stabilizing the entire realm… #Q #A #R #PR

They voted for trump because eggs were too expensive only to end up not being able to eat eggs.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

They don’t have shows like this anymore and I think that’s why people of a certain age are extremely apathetic.

US law enforcement is 100 times more aggressive towards poor people than they are towards pedophiles.

Thank you all for an incredible #questpit on friday. We wanted to wait a moment to discuss this, but we have been witnessing an uptick in AI usage in our events. We want to state that this is strictly against the rules, and though we function on an honor rule basis— (1/3)

this is the MMC of the novel I’ve been pitching by the way

doom don’t stand a chance in a beach off

🚨BREAKING: After 6 months in office, Zohran Mandani has consistently proved that if your politicians wanted to help you, they absolutely could.

USPS doesn’t “lose” money, the government subsidizes USPS so people can send and receive mail cheaply. We don’t say the military loses a billion dollars every year, but we probably should bc they can’t seem to pass an audit…

When he’s gone and this is all over, I don’t want to hear a single journalist tell us how terrible he was after spending years normalizing every fucking awful thing he did.

I’m so sick of people saying, “But he can’t just DO THAT!” while he just… does it. Every. Fucking. Day.

Me at 9: We should just give everyone food, homes, and medicine if they need it. Me at 19: It's complicated because we need to incentivize hard work. Me at 39: Yeah I was right the first time around.

Trump announcing he’s running in 2028 is an impeachable offense on its own.

STOP USING THE DISABILITY COMMUNITY TO DEFEND THE USE OF GENERATIVE AI!!!!

@dani_s_writes 🤣💜

@TheGrammarWench He’s just like a little puppy with a few extra eyes and legs 😅🤭 he lives in his little cave that she’s made for him under the counter and you better not let him hear that she’s the owner, because really he “owns” the store 💖🥰

A bookstore owner hides her immortality while providing curated tea & books, until a storm leaves a man with amnesia & a damning photo of her at her door. 🍄 magical creatures 🕸️ cute spider named Edward 🌸 field dancing ❤️‍🔥 when she's in danger he runs for her #QuestPit #A #F #W

Not me coming up with a perfect dueling-character log line half an hour after #questpit is over… while sitting in the bathtub… having spent hours wordsmithing on my laptop… 🤦‍♀️

Introducing Soulless to #QuestPit An #AG #RF #DR #H following a religious zealot hiding her cursed blood. Editors, contact @REstepLit if interested!

#QuestPit #W #H #A When a ritual to bring the Devil to Earth goes wrong, an innocent boy is left with blood on his hands. As a violent, corrupt trial unfolds, the sleepy town of Hollowacre is forever changed by the determination of one young demonologist to save the accused.