The Gray

@Thebestfigen Cleanse this hellish xenomorph from my biosphere

Dozens of fishermen end up losing body parts to wolf fish. This is because many people don't realize that even after being "dead" and without a body, it is still capable of this.

@TheRoyalSerf Jesus is my Savior, Trump is my President.

PEACE PRESIDENT

Hit the oil rig sensitive young man nobody wants another podcast

Me visiting /b/ for the first time in 2005.

@ClickingSeason Sometimes you have to roll the hard six.

A very intelligent middle aged man who in certain ways I admire, who is a friend of mine, who shares many of my interests and predilections, recently had a queer gender awakening. Contemplating this fills with with the psychological equivalent of body horror.

This is what the world was like pre-Obama, btw.

@_snacket @FilledwithUrine A master gives a name; a servant memorizes names. Gorgeous birds are reduced to videogame achievements to be checked off like a to-do list. Life was better without metadata.

@TheGrayve @FilledwithUrine Hostility towards the idea of knowing what birds are called isn’t a take I’ve seen before actually, would you mind elaborating? Genuinely curious

bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one

“Oldhead, look at my life, Im a lot like you were, Oldhead look at my life, On account 24 and there’s so much more, Live alone in a NEET paradise, That makes me think of two. Mutuals lost, such a cost, Give me takes that won’t get lost, Like a group chat where you don’t get tossed, Logging on to you”.

@BovrilG Thank you for the update, President Nixon.

I’ve just seen it and frankly I don’t know what all the fuss was about. It looks like a perfectly normal woman’s penis.

男性の皆さん、女装するのはたいへん結構なのですが、ちんちんがついてることをきちんと証明してください

@wylfcen I'm reading this post like it's a Decemberists song, it works pretty well.

Exactly one year ago today, Austin Metcalf was murdered in broad daylight. The man responsible is now sitting at home on house arrest - enjoying freedom and time with his family. He admitted to the act, saying: “I’m not alleged. I did it.” He spent just 12 days in jail. His bond was reduced. Over half a million dollars was raised. He was allowed to graduate. And he is allegedly now attending college. And somehow, this is what justice looks like? This is a complete dishonor to the real victim - Austin Metcalf. As Charlie Kirk said: “Imagine believing that murderers deserve condolences, not their victims. The divide in America is between anyone with a grip on reality, and the clinically insane.” Those who support the killer are exactly that: clinically insane. Austin deserved better. And we are not going to let his name be forgotten. We will be watching. We will be speaking. And we will demand justice at trial. Today, we remember Austin Metcalf. We pray for his grieving family. Do not give attention to the killer. Do not amplify his name. Say Austin’s name. A life taken too soon - by a culture that believes accountability will never come. We’re going to change that. FOR AUSTIN. RIP AUSTIN METCALF Born: July 31, 2007 Gone, but never forgotten: April 2, 2025

Based on SCOTUS today, Trump should drop some new EOs tomorrow.... 1) Designate Birth-Tourism Facilitators as Foreign Exploitation Networks Under the Immigration and Nationality Act. 2) Every hospital must report within 2 hours (via the new ICE portal) any birth where the mother is non-LPR/temporary/illegal. A public Birth Tourism Dashboard on DHS.gov listing aggregated numbers by country. 3) Directs SSA, State, and DHS to presume that any child born to a mother who is either unlawfully present or on a temporary non-immigrant visa (B-1/B-2, student, tourist, etc.) lacks parental domicile and therefore is not “subject to the jurisdiction” under the 1868 original meaning. Parents get 90 days to rebut with sworn evidence of permanent domicile + intent to remain (green-card application in process, U.S. home ownership, etc.). Failure = “provisional non-citizen” notation on birth certificate, SSN starting with “9,” and no automatic passport. $50,000 civil penalty per unrebutted birth on hospitals that don’t flag the presumption in real time.

@PunishedBPHM I like how troons went from SF/NYC-coded to Columbus-coded in, like, a decade. Totally passé. Walmart employee with pronoun pin levels of lame and uncouth.

Columbus Ohio must have the most trannys per capita

@TheRoyalSerf Orc elves are elves, bigot!

Orcs aren't elves

They "launched" the "spacecraft" that's going to "orbit" "the moon" on April Fool's Day?

@GC_Strategos MAGA has been patient. We deserve a little Caesar, as a treat!

The left doesn’t understand that if SCOTUS blocks Trump implementing an EO that they can easily reverse if they win the Presidency again, Trump will be forced to either get a little evil or be regarded as a failed President.

@AnimeSerbia Fasting helps, exercise helps, and breaking projects into smaller tasks and forcing myself to complete just one task, right now, no more overthinking, helps.

Does anyone have any solutions that have worked for them regarding this or anything regarding issues with executive functioning

I'm herediterian about IQ and sexuality, so both teams have a reason to hate me 🙂‍↕️