The Holey Toast

@StockportCounty How close are we to opening the second tier?

6️⃣ days until County head to Wembley 🏟️ Don’t miss out: shorturl.at/2GWH4 🎟️ #WeGoAgain

@jthemmings Except he’s wrong of course, which is a bit of a drawback.

Love how much piss it’s boiling 😂😂 But for anyone still struggling to come to terms with the fact it was the right decision, this chap breaks it down nice and simple for ya

@daviddunn177 🤡

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

@WhistleBlowerDK It’s quite simple how you’ve got the law wrong. See Dermot Gallagher’s explanation as to why it is a handball offence.

Natural position. Gaining an advantage isn’t a consideration for handling. He didn’t score the goal. It’s quite simple.

@Ballard_mufc Sadly you seem to be the one confused. Go and watch Dermot Gallagher’s explanation as to why it is a handball offence.

Not one person is saying it didn't hit his arm! It clearly did! However it hit his thigh 1st therefore it's not deliberate! Its been the same rules all season so why are people getting confused on week 37?

@WhistleBlowerDK Yes it is. See Dermot Gallagher for the clear explanation of why it was a handball offence.

No it’s not. Can you PLEASE do some referee education instead of misleading fan bases and giving a platform for referee abuse?

@GoodwinMJ Not if they put you up.

Could Reform beat Labour in Makerfield? 💯.

@MatthewStadlen Parody account.

The only problem with Gary Lineker tweeting that the Celtic penalty for handball “might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen” is that it was a handball.

@Anna_Soubry 🤡

I am deleting this I despair at what our country has become. And it all stems from the #Brexit #Referendum

@ToryFibs 🤡

Green Party Policies: • £1 bus fares • Rent controls • Lower taxes for small businesses • Bigger taxes for the super rich • £15 p/r minimum wage • 10% higher carer allowance • £40 per week more for our disabled • Letting refugees work & pay tax Transforming our economy

@owenjonesjourno @TheGreenParty 🤡

Just voted for @TheGreenParty. I voted for hope - and against a political and media establishment which has ruined this country. It felt good. I highly recommend it 💚

@leecronin So much wrong with this it is difficult to know where to start. 🫣

@HJB_News__ She’s done pretty well for herself then hasn’t she?

Rumours suggest Angela Rayner could take over from Rachel Reeves as Chancellor. She left Avondale High School in Stockport at 16, pregnant and with no qualifications. She later studied part-time at Stockport College, where she learned British Sign Language and gained an NVQ Level 2 in social care. She never went to university. She has no financial services experience.

@Lady_FanAccount Incident? A bit more than an incident.

Zombie was written by Dolores O'Riordan in just 10 minutes, after the IRA incident in Warrington (England, 1993), is the most famous song by The Cranberries with almost 3 billion views/streams on the main platforms.

@thamosdeaf 5 good songs….. 🤡

Freddie Mercury was very talented but at what point is everyone going to admit that Queen has like five good songs. Nobody fucks with them like that outside of random internet polls where they’re treated like competition to the Beatles.

@ItsYeyo95 🤡

Raiders grades 1st: Fernando Mendoza (A) 2nd: Treydan Stukes (C) 3rd: Keyron Crawford (D+) 3rd: Trey Zuhn lll (C)

@CricketTragic5 🤡

This team would be Top 4 in the test world rankings by the way.

@JesseSBSN McDonald for me. Best DT and a big need.

#RaiderNation, the first round is over Emmanuel McNeil-Warren, Denzel Boston, Kayden McDonald, and Christen Miller are all on the board. Who do you want at No. 36? Tough call for me... might have to lean EMW...

@AssuredMutually @PippaCrerar You can’t give a toss about the biggest security breach in a generation. Oooook.

@PippaCrerar Christ on a bike. I've just paid double for my central heating oil and yet you and your ilk obsess about this. I can't be the only one who couldn't give a toss but would appreciate some journalistic effort being put in to how a cost of living crisis is affecting the populace.

EXCL: The Intelligence and Security Committee has now been handed the vetting information the cabinet office received several weeks ago. The Guardian understands this includes a short summary document including details of Mandelson’s personal life, financial and business dealings - which the PM is now believed to have seen. It also includes the vetting template showing UKSV flagged “high concern” over Mandelson’s appointment and recommended that clearance should be “denied”. The ISC is expected to push for further information, which could include an audit trail of who in government knew what, and when, about the vetting decision, as well as minutes of any meetings held by Olly Robbins within the Foreign Office on the affair. ISC members are expected to assess the documents on Tuesday & Thursday before returning it to government by the end of week ready for public release.

@NickFriend1 So a right arm seamer can’t replace another right arm seamer, but a left arm seamer can?

Regrettably, the replacement trial is becoming an ever-growing farce. After right-armer Ajeet Singh Dale went down for Lancashire, Tom Bailey was rejected as not like-for-like enough. Instead, left-armer Ollie Sutton is driving across from a 2s game. 🤷‍♂️ thecricketer.com/Topics/county-…