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JaBenedict

@TheJABenedict

Asspiring wRiter-Dr. of Propaganda @ Univeristy of Stalingrad, Transpolitikal, Preapactolyptic, Post-industrialist, Cryptozoology trader/insider.

United States Katılım Nisan 2023
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JaBenedict
JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
The internet would bring this freedom to us all. We would access its immense benevolent goodness. The information superhighway; we would be smarter, sexier, and richer. The all-encompassing spirit of the new millennium, the digital RA.
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Mr._Twinkles
Mr._Twinkles@MAGA10001332994·
@rushicrypto What is important for you to understand is we are not destroying the world.... WE ARE DESTROYING YOUR WORLD. Liberalism is a cancer on humanity and we are dismantling all the corrupt institutions that made you strong. Thank you for your attention in this matter...
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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
People who are older than I: Does it really feel like end times or is this just a temporary dip? Because it really feels like end times.
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Joao
Joao@bibipardal·
@TheJABenedict @hlovo_ Well that’s exactly the age when you NEED to do that shit because reality of life is sinking in
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Hlovo@hlovo_·
She’s a functioning drug addict 😭😭
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JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
@heylaylalaa @hlovo_ I’m sober. Idc what other people do. I’m not categorizing anything or drawing arbitrary lines. You are.
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Layla
Layla@heylaylalaa·
@TheJABenedict @hlovo_ Wait so is drinking wine not acceptable? Or, is it that you should switch to wine once you turn 30? The line you draw is arbitrary, yet understandable if you’re putting in the same category as cocaine and not alcohol.
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JaBenedict
JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
@oligarchsoup @hlovo_ lol sure dude smoking grav bong rips and filming it for tik tok clout is so “against the system” bro.
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JaBenedict
JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
@hlovo_ Doing this shit in your 30s is so brutal.
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JaBenedict
JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
@libsoftiktok I mean this is literally the gayest town in the country LOL
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
The Provincetown Police Department in Massachusetts. Yes, this is real.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·
Fellas, whatever you do is gonna end up on TikTok so don’t do it. This guy’s wife showed up in the comments and people started digging. It’s actually her and that’s them in the profile pic lol.
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Rabbi Shmuley
Rabbi Shmuley@RabbiShmuley·
As Israel destroys terrorist Iran, My daughter Chana expands @_kosher_sex with new shop in Tel Aviv. Make LOVE & WAR!!
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JaBenedict
JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
@elonmusk An excellent feature that facilitates connections of real people around the globe 🌎 . This is the liberal dream in action 😂
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Consumer Time Capsule
Consumer Time Capsule@consumertc·
In 1992, Barq's ran a Soviet Union "going out of business" promotion. They bought a warehouse full of soviet war medals, patches, buttons, flags etc and gave it all away to folks that bought their soda. This has to be a strong contender for the weirdest promo of all time.
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JaBenedict
JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
@Watchman_motto This is clearly an Air B &B or some shit. What kids room actually would ever look like this?
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Hamilton 🇺🇸
Hamilton 🇺🇸@Watchman_motto·
I’m doing my part to solve the fertility crisis. Saw this, thought I would prove it to you. Four kids - one room.
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Joe Cool
Joe Cool@JoeCool2021·
@allenanalysis Finally, a White House with a pulse! ⚡️ No more "pretty please" or pallets of cash. This is a cold-blooded reality check for the mullahs. You’re beat—don’t let the door hit your regime on the way out. Miscalculate now, and it’s game over. Hell’s coming, and it’s orange! 🇺🇸🔥
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
White House statement tonight: “President Trump does not bluff. He is prepared to unleash hell. Iran should not miscalculate again.” “Iran has been defeated militarily. Any violence beyond this point will be because Iran refused to understand they have already been defeated.”
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JaBenedict
JaBenedict@TheJABenedict·
@sanpellyenjoyer Dalmatians are actually a very difficult to train working dog breed. They can be surprisingly nasty as well.
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Alex
Alex@sanpellyenjoyer·
You don’t see dalmations too much these days. They were everywhere in media. It was pretty common to see them at dog parks/being walked. Now I haven’t seen one in probably a decade. Where the hell did they all go
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Mohamad Safa
Mohamad Safa@mhdksafa·
I don't think people understand the gravity of the situation as the UN is preparing for possible nuclear weapon use in Iran. This is a picture of Tehran. For you uneducated, untraveled, never-served, warhawks licking your chops at the thought of bombing it. It's not some low population desert. There are families, children, family pets. Regular working class people with dreams. You're sick to want war. Tehran is a city of nearly 10,000,000 people. Imagine nuking Washington, Berlin, Paris, London, or beyond, bombed with nuclear weapons. I gave up my diplomatic career to leak this information. I suspended my duties so as not to be part of or a witness to this crime against humanity, in an attempt to prevent a nuclear winter before it is too late. Yesterday, nearly ten million people protested “No Kings” in the United States. The possibility of the use of nuclear weapons must be taken very seriously. It's dangerous. Act now. Spread this message worldwide. Take the streets. Protest for our humanity and future. Only the people can stop it. History will remember us.
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Hyperdimensional Hegelian Chaos Giga Wizard™️
Almost, my account is something different. It’s where I dive into alchemy/esoteric/occult, and then demonstrate how it’s real. The post I made there is obviously a joke, but if you read through the other stuff I’m posting, lines will start the blur and you’ll start to discover that what was talked about in terms of magic throughout history, is actually a real phenomenon, and in many cases that magic has been used by intelligent services through psychological operations from 1947 onward.
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_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_
_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_@st_louis_stan·
Thanks for the advice, Aella! Passing this along to the boys in case any of them are down for marrying a disgusting blown out whore
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