Jake Busey

@adamcarolla cocaine bear. Lol to meth alligator. —- Cannibis Chicken!

@washingtonpost Folks gotta put that food on the table! #pimpYoDog

The winner of the 2022 World’s Ugliest Dog contest has turned into a celebrity with his own Instagram account, trips to live morning TV shows and appearances in dozens of interviews with publications around the world. wapo.st/3SPuEw0

@chrisrock hey bud I Just caught the special. WOW!! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! …Then ya got me. I was in tears, moved, about your moms dental ordeal- so wrong. then BAM! With the Lola punchline! Amazing show!!!! & Thank you for being a great cultural leader 👍💥🔥

@adamcarolla Hey the other day’s hashbrown rant got me thinkin’. Back in the ‘80’s Trancas restaurant was like a dennys. AMAZING hash browns. Now it’s a dry cleaner, who sadly does NOT, make the BROWNS. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Next time try the nokedli it’s not hard

@elonmusk 😂😂😂

Surround your house with treadmills set to jogging speed to stop walking dead ur welcome

@brasstab I hope you’re doing well, brotha

March 6 #911onFox

@w_terrence Vancouver

What’s the first thing to come to your mind when you see this photo

@GadSaad @JohnCleese 😳😂

@JohnCleese Your apology is worthless void of self-flagellation as an honest signal of your contriteness. See here: youtu.be/wsoqH2oPK30

I must apologise I had no idea that the idea of writing a new sitcom with my daughter would cause so much anger and distress I truly meant no harm. Naively I thought it might be fun But I feel terrible about having released this tide of negative emotion Please forgive me

@hodgetwins Well…. She’s the one writing him the Cheque, of course.

Why is our treasury secretary meeting with Zelensky?

@elonmusk bud, my 3 model autopilot veered into the center rail of the freeway a while back.. As we bounced across 3 lanes at 65mph, skidding, i regained control and we lived and kept going. I really don’t want to have to pay for this though. It’s done this sh*t a few times now…

@chuckcook I’m wondering, do I have to pay for the damage caused by my T3 autopilot veering into the left freeway guardrail at 70mph?. We bounced off the wall, crossed 3 lanes and thank god for my race training, i recovered the skid and we are alive. I didn’t sue them, but i don’t wanna pay

From the FAQ.. FSD Beta is an SAE Level 2 driver support feature that can provide steering and braking/acceleration support to the driver under certain operating limitations. With FSD Beta, as with all SAE Level 2 driver support features, the driver is responsible for operation of the vehicle whenever the feature is engaged and must constantly supervise the feature and intervene .. Where are the feelings of Robotaxi in these words from Tesla? We have to just admit HW3 IS NOT ROBOTAXI. @elonmusk

I'm really disappointed. Can anyone really read this and feel like we are where we thought we were? I am all in on #FSDBeta and supportive of the path we are on, but this wording sounds so "legal" that I am not sure what to expect going forward. @elonmusk answer something .. Please. What can we expect going forward? tesla.com/support/recall…

@HappyCamper2626 @elonmusk @DeptofDefense @DoD_ODEI Wow. Moving

@elonmusk @DeptofDefense @DoD_ODEI #TruthAtAllCosts

@elonmusk Elon! Big fan here. Did you see #starshiptroopers? It was a film back in 1997. Robert heinlein book. I was in it …I’m curious if you did?

So much better than that other guy!

The new CEO of Twitter is amazing

This Friday- #Ampage Rockumentary screening in the valley! (L.A.) come on out and see the biggest unknown rock band of the 20th century! Hear my velvety pipes as I narrate this joint! 😂🤘🏼

Hey hey hey!! This Friday we have a screening of the rockumentary film #fallinghigher about “AMPAGE”! The biggest rock band you’ve never heard of!with @forcefieldlabel @AmpageMarkMason @FreestyleDM

Recently I met these guys, a remarkably tenacious band whose passion is relentless. Before my time playing in bands on the sunset strip, and learning their story evoked every emotion! Check ‘em out! AMPAGE! bit.ly/3VT1NH1?fbclid…

@SonofHas #SoulPlane!

July 8: “Buttigieg pledges to diversify aviation workforce” July 11: Buttigieg says pilots must retire at 65 Sept 13: “The Airline Pilot Shortage is Worse Than You Think”