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@BackAftaThis Appottamaddux? Terrible job Dog!

The man who cannot pronounce days of the week (Sundee, Mundee, Tuesdee) decides to give "Appomattox" a shot.

@ChefReactions “Just run the hose from the house” killed me. 🤣

@sethjoyner 💯 correct!

If this was reversed the public outcry would be for #DawnStaleys job, and her character would be forever destroyed! He couldn't even say her name! I can't wait for the #ContritionPolice to chime in! Yall are quick to condemn players for a lack of being contrite in their apologies! I'm looking forward to that same energy from your pens and commentaries!! #GenoAuriemma said, "I said what I had to say yesterday!" In other words I meant that ish! This day after forced, attempt at an apology carries zero weight! #WhatAShame @UConnWBB @GamecockWBB

@southgrace427 No play for Mr. Gray.

We got the Final 4... And I have a quick Work Shit Story... Flying LAX to Laguardia... Sat by this nice man...didn't recognize him... Long flight...we both worked...had drinks... I watched a movie... Just a pleasant time... Well..we're at the baggage claim and everyone's taking his pic... Walking up to him...still no clue... But I felt I should get a pic with him... He asked if I was hungry...I said no...all good... Who is this guy....😂😂 😂😂🔥🏀🇺🇸🖕✖️🥃🪻🏒

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 He acted like a bitch.

Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. What do you think about Geno Auriemma skipping the post game handshake with Dawn Staley after UConn lost to South Carolina?

@kareemcopeland @ByPatForde Geno acted like a bitch.

Crazy moment between Geno and Dawn.

@BobGreenburg Pretty funny… like the PIAA would do what’s right.

BREAKING: A source has told me that the May 13th PIAA Board meeting has added a major new item for discussion to its agenda— splitting private and public schools into separate playoff systems. 👀

@AntonioSabatoJr The pole lap by Antonelli at Suzuka this year was almost 5 seconds faster than Schumacher’s in 2004. These cars are faster, and isn’t that what it’s all about?

Takuma Sato 2004, Indianapolis lap. Listen to that engine screaming! How did they go from this here to what is happening now?

@jeff_gluck Read these comments…@NASCAR fans are such snowflakes. Must everyone blow smoke up your driver’s ass, and must you get triggered when they don’t?

Wow. Mike Joy calls Reddick's drive "one of the gutsiest performances in the history of the Cup Series."

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

@MattBufano Since Howard, Utley, Rollins with the Red Barons?

RailRiders potentially starting the season with Spencer Jones, George Lombard Jr., Elmer Rodriguez and Carlos Lagrange would be the most prospect-loaded team at Scranton/Wilkes-Barre since…? Not to mention Jasson Dominguez.

@ThulsaDoom1776 @DirtyMoMedia @Kenny_Wallace @MikeDavis88 @NASCAR @KauligRacing @DaleJr Wow, we all got dumber reading this tweet.

@DirtyMoMedia @Kenny_Wallace @MikeDavis88 What is @NASCAR @KauligRacing and @DirtyMoMedia and @DaleJr stance on child gender mutilation surgeries? but your hair is on fire over an effeminate teasing? you people make me sick

Freedom of speech does NOT equal freedom of consequence. From the perspective of managing a business, @MikeDavis88 explains why Daniel Dye’s suspension is a no-brainer. FULL VIDEO: bit.ly/4cY38Zp

@cEnloe11 @jeff_gluck Did you get thrown in jail? If the answer is no, then you had and have free speech.

@jeff_gluck That means he has to go to nascar reeducation camp!! I was fired from RCR for a FB post. If u want to work on a nascar team u you don’t have fee speech!!

Daniel Dye has been indefinitely suspended from NASCAR and must complete sensitivity training following his comments about IndyCar driver David Malukas on a livestream.

@SamuelJJack2 @CDL450TVR @F1 F1 has always been about innovation. V-10’s are a dinosaur. They were fun when they ran, but their time has passed. Same for grid girls.

We don’t want half time shows @F1 We want V10s. Actual racing. Grid Girls. How F1 used to be. Stop ruining it FFS! 🤦‍♂️

@CroftyF1 @Fry11Ben Watch the race Ben, and refrain from posting.

@Fry11Ben I’m sure you do Ben, but with an early start back in the UK we have people join us all the time, so it doesn’t hurt to recap what they might have missed

How many times is @CroftyF1 gonna mention the fact the McLarens are out 🤣 Like bro, we get it 😭😭

@TheBishF1 @CDL450TVR I think megajoules is is what you need to make a good pass! 🤪

I’ve been an #F1 fan for 50-plus years, & I’ve been working in it for more than 30. I’m watching the #ChineseGP right now, & I’m enjoying the great on-track action, but I’m not sure I quite understand what’s going on. Do you? Really? #BatteryPower #Megajoules #BoostButton (1/2)

WFAN callers watching team italy shell Mets and Yankees pitchers has to be the most conflicting thing in every home from Islip to Edison

Eagles fans, how you feelin?? 👀 Jaelan Phillips to the Panthers Nakobe Dean to the Raiders Jahan Dotson to the Falcons Reed Blankenship to the Texans and this is just the first day of free agency

@MyclesCycles @JacobFeldman4 Call Danica, she’s free.

@JacobFeldman4 When do we get an American broadcast? Asking for a few million of us.

Seen this a few times. FYI, Sky's F1 coverage is available within Apple TV, you just need to scroll (and scroll)

@JacobFeldman4 Now do how to get #f2 action.