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@TheJudasAmongU

Published Writer | 23 | STEM Grad | Chess | He/Him | Very funny

Katılım Nisan 2018
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Harry Potter copied it's Educational System from Pakistan (A thread)
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@AlisterHarrow I love this. Fuck right wing cucks
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Alister@AlisterHarrow·
> Be Australian. > Vote for the based ultra right wing party. > They're elected (thank god). > Newly elected MP gives his first speech. > "I LOVE IMMIGRANTS AND COCK!". > Starts to cry about his love for immigrants and cock. We're not voting our way out of this, are we.
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The Noticer@NoticerNews

A newly elected One Nation MP broke down in tears as he confirmed he is homosexual, thanked his Indonesian Muslim boyfriend and declared "I love migrants" during his maiden speech to South Australian parliament. noticer.news/one-nation-mp-…

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The Noticer@NoticerNews·
Video here:
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Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
Examining Kate’s 1% She has suspected endometriosis. This affects at least 1 in 10 women, likely more. Here she’s getting an ultrasound. Historically you needed surgery just to diagnose it (incisions are made in the abdomen). We're doing a non-invasive route. Typically women live with endometriosis for 7-10 years before being diagnosed. It’s the leading reason women aged 30 to 34 get hysterectomies (permanent surgery to entirely remove the uterus). This condition is where endometrial-like tissue starts growing outside the uterus, in ovaries, bowel, bladder, even the diaphragm. This tissue inflames, scars, and glues organs together. Our first step is to find out if @_katetolo has it. Initial measurements we’re doing: + trans vaginal ultrasound + pelvic MRI w and w/o contrast + hormonal labs All during the early part of her cycle to get the clearest picture. During her ultrasound, a slim probe, about the width of two fingers, 10-12 inches long (although only a small portion is inserted) is covered with a protective sheath and lubricant and gently inserted into the vagina (patient has to empty their bladder first). This creates real-time images of the uterus, ovaries, and surrounding pelvic structures. While inserted, the probe is turned 90 degrees to evaluate all the various structures, angles and views. There is no radiation exposure. The technician is looking for scarring, ovarian cysts, adhesions, and for organs that are fused together with tissue. This ultrasound can confirm endometriosis but it cannot rule it out. What endo does to the body: + 90% report pelvic pain + 50% report severe fatigue + 26% report infertility. However many sources cite 30 to 50 percent. + 50% experience pain during sex. + Many have pain with ovulation, bowel movements, and urination + Severe bloating called “endo belly” where the abdomen visibly distends There are a handful of theories about why endometriosis develops but the honest answer is no one is quite sure. We’ll keep you posted on her results.
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Vic 🌮@VicVijayakumar·
I remember the day my salary crossed $100k - I was overjoyed. Software dev making six figures. Teacher wife making $40k. I went to the rich people grocery store and bought us a tub of the fanciest olives. I didn’t even like olives. We were about to have a baby. Life was good.
ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ@hamptonism

This might be a hot take but I know someone at meta who makes $400k a year and is quite literally capped at that number for life - likely will never get a promotion strong enough to change that. 9-5 until they’re what, 50? This is not living. No matter the salary.

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caroline :)@soonrightaway·
does DJ Akademiks actually do any DJing or does he just fellate Drake and rape women
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Kanye East@FuckedUpYogis·
This might be the worst thing I have read in my life. I should have gotten citizenship because I am a raging racist like the rest of you is an incredibly painful pitch to sell.
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Beff (e/acc)@beffjezos

Feeling robbed of my path to citizenship right now after grinding a PhD and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years. Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream.

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I'm Bisly 🏴‍☠️
Luffy: I'm not a zoan-type Oda must have been smirking while writing this part ik 😭
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Me when I'm retarded
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incredibly nice and correct angel
I find this tiktok fascinatingly revealing bc she admits she loved repeating the myth that STDs existed bc men had sex with monkeys It gave her joy. It validated her She is actually *giddy* when recounting the history little girls being molested bc she can use it to dunk on men
Whites Takin Ls@WhitesTakinLs

woman shares How STD research uncovered high rates of PED0PHlLlA in WHlTE upper class families 🤮

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