Kevin Humphrey

I still believe in the pee tape.

And fuck @elonmusk too.

Fuck donald Trump

Today will be my final day using this app. It’s been my honor to make terrible jokes and stir the pot with yall. From the highest highs and lowest lows of my life for the past 16 years I’ve gotten through them here on twitter with y’all. DM if you want. Blue sky? Threads? Idk.

@Seth_Cole33 No

Someone take my credit card away before I buy a ton of Christmas lights.

Biden's economic theory was that you can rapidly increase the wages of the poorest workers and the ensuing inflation could be mitigated with a soft landing. This proved correct, and voters hated it so much that no one will ever try it again.

“Somehow Palpatine returned” doesn’t sound all that stupid now does it.

The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.

Thinking that Trump is equal to Luke Skywalker in any way is the most glaring example of media illiteracy I've ever seen.

@TalkinYanks When it was over

What were some of your favorite Yankees moments of this season?

Democrats need their own propaganda machine and I'm not even joking a little bit

@TheMonkeyJungle Where’s Denny Hamlin?

@dick_nixon Ron is the president on threads?

Maybe we did steal 2020 🤷🏻‍♂️

@cowboylikejul I don’t

how do you talk to your dad when you know he actively voted to take your rights away?

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that most of them are illiterate and can’t do basic math because their schools are colorful prisons that get steadily defunded by conservatives who need an uneducated public that won’t question religious fascism. Probably unrelated

“gen z will save the world” and the gen z in question is religious trad wives and racist incels

Shows up late, has no impact, takes credit. It’s like her career repeating in a different form.

@firebornnn Because we have a Hitler?

Montana, Nevada, Arizona, and Missouri voted for a woman's right to choose while simultaneously voting for the guy who stripped them of that right. Wild times.