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@elonmusk 🤣😂🤣 That still doesn't change the fact that you're a piece of shit.

Men aged 30-45 are so much hotter than men below 30. I said what I said 🙌🏻

@lauravanderbilt I've been done treating conservatives fairly when they elected trump. They don't use their votes nor their voice to show any sign of fairness. It's time the Dems play the game the way that the GOP understands.

💯 this.

Coach Eberflus is speaking with the media twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@SkepticsGuide @CaraSantaMaria Nice job, well deserved. Enjoy the accolades.

Happy Birthday to the SGU's newest doctor, @carasantamaria! We hope you have an amazing day!

@hemantmehta The "Big Ragu" could hardly be considered a weak male. Well... except for the dancing, maybe.

New conspiracy theory just dropped: "Laverne & Shirley" was part of a psy-op to get women out of the kitchen.

@DrOz @iHerb Is this another green coffee bean type scam of yours?

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@fema @BurbankPD

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@DrOz HA! Even Oprah doesn't want you on her OWN channel.

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@Jim_Jordan @JennaEllisEsq So says the ex-coach that tried to cover up a sex abuse scandal. You're a horrible example of a human being. si.com/more-sports/20…

Mark Meadows asked for a phone number. @JennaEllisEsq gave legal advice. But somehow the Fulton County DA thinks this is a vast criminal conspiracy? Totally ridiculous. Maybe the DA should focus on the REAL crime, murders, and corruption happening in her county every day!

@SenTedCruz You are in a cult. After your cult leader is put on jail, those that supported and did his biddings will be indicted next. You should worried, justice will prevail!

The recent indictments of President Trump are an abuse of the legal system. In over two centuries we have never had a president indicted. This is extremely damaging to the rule of law.

@Jim_Jordan I believe him. I also believe Sports Illustrated. si.com/more-sports/20…

Joe Biden says: - He didn't discuss business deals with Hunter - He isn't forcing social media companies to censor Americans - Bidenomics is working No one believes him.

Serj Tankian of System Of A Down has drafted an open letter that, along with Amnesty International and the UN's International Court of Justice, calls upon the government of Azerbaijan to open the Lachin corridor to all movement and cease from the oppression of the people of Nagorno-Karabagh. spin.com/2023/07/serj-t…

@robreiner Correction: Not a criminal, a traitor.

@BeingJWood I ask myself, if they don't denounce it, if they don't discourage it. Then they must want it.

Does this REALLY represent what the Republican Party has become?

@MarkHamill It's an airport in Burbank, right? (#Joking, I know who he is.)

You don't know what old really feels like until you meet a couple of 24-yr-olds who have never heard of Bob Hope.

@robreiner Twitter needs a laugh emoji, not just a heart for likes. 🤣😂🤣

@Aristotle_Code I don't mind reading tweets from twits that take two totally unrelated topics and pretend they are connected in some way.

@JoeBiden Yea, I don’t mind paying $800 more a month in inflation as long as people have internet! *sarcasm*

Today, we announced over $40 billion to be distributed across the country to deliver high-speed internet to places with either no or slow service. With this funding and other federal investments, we will connect every person in America to reliable, high-speed internet by 2030.

@MarkHamill @sfpelosi That was proofread by Majorie Taylor Green. Can't you tell?

@sfpelosi Not to mention misspelling "vicious" or writing "through" instead of "threw" me under the bus. Can't he afford a proofreader? #pathetic

“stollen” is trending because the twice impeached, almost indicted former guy who hates dogs can’t rage-spell.

@GavinNewsom This needs a Texas and/or Florida flag on the desk.