©The Kyle Mac™

I do not consent to anyone using Grok to take my clothes off or put me in a bikini 😂 How dare you.

@DrClownPhD Sir,I’ll be serving you papers within the next day.

I’m sleeping on the couch tonight 😭

@RoseMary373790 Fake account

One word for my ass

@NikeBookk @taco_talks Everything around you is proof unless you are stupid enough to believe that nothing created everything perfectly. Also let me guess. You believe in Aliens?! 😂

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks Physical proof? For example. Something that I can feel with any of my 5 senses, something to show me it's not just a story from a book. I think I don't ask for much.

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to travel back in time with a camera, film the miracles of Jesus, then come back to the present to show that proof to atheists and then have them accuse it of being AI?

@Mr_Husky1 @CASE103060

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@coldcallsniper I have reported you to the FBI. Serious matter. Also side bet it’s a male agent you talk to.

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@slothy_420 Fishy

gun to your head name a fish

@zuukabwa @taco_talks Such madness. No I didn’t run away. I’m showing you. I’m not God, believe, research, or face the consequences. What if you are right? Nothing happens to me. What shthole country are you to lazy to leave.

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks so you ran away from your árgument´, retarded take,

@NikeBookk @taco_talks Give me a legitimate list of something that would convince you?

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks Why am I mad? I'm not. I'm genuine. Open to say I was wrong. Just asking for concrete proof. Is that too much? Why would I put faith into something without any tangible proof?

@DrClownPhD Amazing. She just needs help with her phone bill something is wrong with her bank “She worried many minutes”. You know

Imagine getting this video from Sydney in your DMs… 😍

@RealMaxit Glad you are still with us man. A true testament that Go treats us better than we treat ourselves. Thanks for sharing this.

I committed suicide in 2015. I drank a 5th of whiskey, a bottle of wine while downing 30 serequel pills and 20 clonopin pills. While I was waiting to pass out and never wake up, a voice told me "Michael. call 911" I was almost incoherent in my thoughts. The voice was insistent now "Michael, call 911". I never talked to myself in the 3rd person. It was weird. I looked at my hand. The phone was there. I was never a phone person. I don't know where it came from. I dialed 911. I explained to the person I had done the pills and drink. She asked if I could make it to the door. I said I could. I walked to the door and went outside. There was a police car driving up at that same moment. It was as if it was meant to happen. He asked for my ID. I gave it to him. Then I was gone. I remember a little about being transferred to an ambulance. I woke in a hospital bed 2 days later. I was happy. I could not understand it. I was happy. I felt good. I was telling jokes and having a good talk with the hospital staff as they were getting me ready to be transferred to a mental hospital. I finally understood how the Lord saved me. I have never been the same, since. I can't explain it. I was saved and saved. I am not worthy but I was spared hell. I got healthy. I went from 250lbs to 170. I read my bible. My non military PTSD was a thing I could deal with without pharma. I now take no meds. So, here I am, alone, no need for social appeasement. Only to gather the lay of the land and make dumb posts, sometimes. May you all be blessed as I have been. Thank you, Lord.

@zuukabwa @taco_talks Proving my point plus. Is English your first language? Or is this someone pissed maybe raging for political reasons.

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks NOW I DONT BELIVE IN YOU BIBLE GOD BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THE BIBLE IS A FAIRY TALE WRITTEN BY ANCHIENT JEWS

@NikeBookk @taco_talks When it really comes to it you are so big mad that nothing you see would prove it and I’m not wasting my time trying to convert you. You will see one day. Keyboard warrior.

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks That's just stupid. Show me god, any god and If I see him with my own eyes I will gladly convert to that religion. Or some of his mystical magical items. Or a talking animal/plant. Something, anything that will actually show he does exist, not that nonsense look around you.

@zuukabwa @taco_talks Touch the doll where you were hurt. Obvious anger issues.

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks no UR NOT ur lying like a retard but HERE ANOTHER REASONABLE excuuse for me not believing you U LIE AND BULLSHIT LIKE A RETARD

@laylaaroo Because we all know 304s need MORE money. How do you ever make it. 💀

maybe someone who doesn’t take 20% will buy it🤞🤞🤞

SCAM ALERT They charged my mothers card for uber 1 for 4 months without permission. Ran me through hooos admitted it was their problem. Then said they can’t refund past payments after they took my money and admitted it. This is a scam and has been documented BEWARE. Check your charges.@UberEats @Uber_Support make this right.

SCAM ALERT They charged my mothers card for uber 1 for 4 months without permission. Ran me through hooos admitted it was their problem. Then said they can’t refund past payments after they took my money and admitted it. This is a scam and has been documented BEWARE. Check your charges.

“Math is the same in every country” 😌

@TexadelphiaBird @Cowboys_FanTalk He’s an Eagles fan what do you expect?

@Cowboys_FanTalk Cuz he wasn’t worth 60M, nothing he did justified him getting more than Mahomes….Pickens literally is better than JSN. He gone man just give it up and even if yall Tag him, price just went UP! Y’all downfall continues

All of them got Paid after Dak none reset the Market! Pickens does Not have to Reset the Market yall just trying to cause controversy! Dak Prescott: $60M Jordan Love: $55M Trevor Lawrence: $55M Joe Burrow: $55M Josh Allen: $55M

@FunFootballPod @S_U_Network Dan Marino

Barry Sander is NOT available. Who is the best player in NFL history without a Super Bowl ring??

@Raginglumberjck @taco_talks Bro respectfully get off my dck.

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks Well that tells me you don't have kids and you never will plan on having kids Dude it's an adult cartoon just like Popeye or Felix the Cat or even grumpy I mean like dude I can name off so many animated shows and movies

How Old Is The Earth?

@Raginglumberjck @taco_talks No watching cartoon musicals is ghey boi. Also im not reading anymore of your outlandish BS. You had me at “cartoons” 😂

@TheKyleMac @taco_talks Dude I'm going to let you know something calling yourself a grown straight man sounds gay Buddy there's all types of different adult cartoons such as Rick and Morty Family Guy Simpsons so get over yourself