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If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce, what would that make Angela Rayner?

@OliLondonTV All this shows is that we have a much bigger problem with mental health in the country than we had previously thought.

UK Green Party leader dances on stage while hosting a ‘House Against Hate’ rally to protest against the “far right.”

Keir Starmer playing football has all the mobility of Norman Wisdom on Ketamine.

@OliLondonTV Just like we are focusing on Smashing the gangs!

Keir Starmer tells Zelensky that the UK’s “focus must remain on Ukraine” amid Iran war. “It’s really important that we’re clear that the focus must remain on Ukraine…we cannot lose focus.”

@XtraLeicester You do the math!

Make no mistake we’re going down We’re doing the spurs just in the Championship

@LCFC @bcgame Didn’t fancy it today then lads?

QPR take the points. #LEIQPR | @BCGame

Three horses have died but don’t let that upset your drinking party Robert

@v_koryos @DeadlineDayLive I suspect a few of them were on the phone to their agents a month before that season had ended.

@DeadlineDayLive And that's how the mutiny started, they won the premier just once and they all became divas

🤬🇦🇷🇮🇹 Leonardo Ulloa on his TERRIBLE experience with Claudio Ranieri, the coach who led historic Leicester in the Premier League to the championship: 🗣️ "As a coach, very good; as a person.... A DISASTER. We were in Los Angeles, I had two offers from Premier League clubs that would double my salary and give me a chance to play, and I hadn't been playing even though we'd just won the title. I sit down with him and say: 'Claudio, I've got these two offers to go play, to earn more money.' He tells me: 'No, Leo, I want you to stay with me because I need you. This year we're playing Champions League, league, and both cups—you're gonna get way more minutes.' He told me he wasn't bringing in anyone, and then on the last day of the transfer window—the last day, just like they love it in England—bam, 30 MILLION FOR SLIMANI. I said, 'I'm not gonna play.' I go to his office, ask him about it, and he says: 'Look, I didn't know—this is the club's doing.' I let him have it, said a whole bunch of stuff... What he really wanted was for me to stick around because Slimani and Mahrez were heading off to the Africa Cup of Nations mid-year, and once I realized that, I confronted Ranieri and told him: 'I'm not playing for you anymore, not now and not in December when you need me.' And from there, things started going sideways a bit... The club didn't treat me wrong—the one who screwed up was Ranieri. I said: 'I'M GONNA GO SCRATCH MY BALLS.' I basically stopped training. My quad started bothering me... I'd go to the club, put in my hours, but I wasn't training. Before all that, I talk to the captains and tell 'em: 'This isn't against you guys or the team— I JUST DON'T WANNA PLAY FOR THE COACH ANYMORE. I don't wanna hear it.'" (Source: @Offsiders_PRJ)

@DeadlineDayLive @Beyondthe90LCFC Sounds to me like only one of them were putting the club first.

@PsyGuy007 What’s Dutch for ‘I dint do nuthin bro’ ?

🇳🇱 Netherlands: A migrant attempts to intimidate a Dutch police officer by dangerously approaching him for a face-to-face confrontation, confident and provocative. The officer quickly teaches him respect and puts him back in his place.

@A_K_Mandhan Japan not making the same mistake twice 👍

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@DeAthCardiff Somebody please let him know about this thing called seasons. Thanks.

Every season of Clarkson’s Farm highlights how unprecedented rain, drought, or heat can cause massive problems. His own show reveals the real consequences of climate change. I guess it’s easy not to care though when you own a farm mainly as a tax dodge.

Breaking Bad’s Walter White Jr. just made his pro show debut at the Arnold Classic.

@forbidden_ind @LCFC Congratulations you can read a league table

@TheMarsbarFox @LCFC Sorry if it hurts but you guys are also on verge of getting relegated to League One 😂 enjoy... I can imagine your pants on fire 🔥

Wishing a happy birthday to our Manager 🎉

@forbidden_ind @LCFC Thanks mate. Hope you are well. Tell me, do you still shit where you eat? Take care now. Bye Bye.

@LCFC where are you guys ? OH YEAH - RELEGATED TO CHAMPIONSHIP

@_chancey_ @FBAwayDays That would be Aston Villa. Historically a bigger club than Spurs

@FBAwayDays Easily the biggest club to have been relegated from the prem , if they do go down

If Spurs went down, would it be the biggest shock in Premier League history? 🤔🤯

@kingmawlani @NASA @NASAHubble @NASAWebb Nice profile picture of you next to some grain silos. Keep thinking big brother 👍👏

While you blow billions of our tax dollars on two telescopes fighting over who can see prettier space dust 7,000 light-years away, people are starving, cities are flooding, and hospitals are turning away the sick. “Ooh look, Webb sees more stars!” Congrats, you spent 19 years and endless cash to prove the universe is big and we’re irrelevant specks. Groundbreaking.

These pictures of the Pillars of Creation were taken 19 years apart by different telescopes, with each image capturing a unique perspective. On the left, @NASAHubble shows more thick dust. On the right, @NASAWebb peers through the dust to show more stars. Which is your favorite?

@joecov88 @danitfc25

@danitfc25 All your plastics from the promotion season have fucked off now you’re bottling it

Where’s all the fans from last season and the season before gone, oh and the 6k on waiting list? I wonder how many of those 6k on waiting list will remove themselves if we don’t go up? 🧐 #itfc

@BBCSport Someone get this guy the Victoria Cross please. Amazing 🤩

5am alarm ✅ Breakfast ✅ Prayer ✅ Nap ✅ Beard straightener ✅ Leeds v Man City ✅ POV you're a football reporter and it's Ramadan.

@rogerwaters Are you tweeting this from your mansion in London or New York Roger?

March 1st 2026 is day two of WW3. We the ordinary people of the world hugely outnumber the Israeli scum and the ruling Elites in the West. We stand alongside our brothers and sisters in Iran in the fight to end the occupation, oppression and genocide of our brothers and sisters in Palestine. We are right the elites are wrong. We shall overcome. Love and peace Roger Waters.✊🏼🇵🇸🕊️