The McLib is BACK

Before, April 21st, and today (22 days after seeding for my new lawn). Dad stuff is going great. Will continue to update.

Finally I can buy something with Zyn rewards points I actually want

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/po…

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

Spiking fuel prices from Trump’s war was the nail in the coffin for twice-bankrupted Spirit airline. FWIW, JetBlue merger failed because a judge, appointed by Ronald Reagan, said the deal was illegal. Republicans are desperate to shift blame from higher costs hitting families.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Sorsby speaks Japanese and has a translator right?

Yes the field is weak Yes, the place in the schedule sucks Yes, I agree with a lot of people that a 2+ year exemption for a win here doesn't seem right. But this was sweet, an unreal bunker shot to help your brother get his Pga tour card. Awesome stuff

He hit the 600m to go mark with 1:58:00 on the clock Meaning he covered the last 600m in 1:30 THAT'S 4 FLAT PACE

You’re telling me a guy Ran a 1:59:41 marathon On his debut with the marathon distance And finishes second

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This is art

NO WAY!!!! 🤯 Riley Mercer of the @IAWild made a save you will have to see to believe and even then you might not. I MEAN, WHAT!??? #AHL | @TheAHL

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@tylerscott I will not take this slander. Kwik Star also deserves a Michelin star.

when my fam goes back to Kankakee county for Christmas, the town we stay in has one gas station and it’s a Casey’s. That Casey’s is 🔥 because relative to the town it’s in, it’s a great gas station. In Kansas City our second closest gas station is a Casey’s and I’ll still always drive to our 3rd closest gas station which is a QuikTrip. It’s just better CC @TheMclib Done with Ted talk

Casey’s is not bad by any means but it is also overrated. My belief is that small town reliance on Casey’s, especially when it’s often one of the few gas stations in those towns, results in overvaluation when comparing it big picture with other regional gas stations. QuikTrip and Wisconsin’s Kwik Trip are far superior when it comes to beer, overall selection, and food IMO. Also their breakfast pizza is good but not great. Half the time they only have it with cheese sauce and it’s way too salty. Gravy sauce as the base is pretty good. If Casey’s is your only option, I can see how it’s great.

They should give Casey's General Store a Michelin star

We should give another tax break to the boomers

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How many Scaramucci’s did LIV last?