Mike Stockton

BREAKING NEWS: Schapelle Corby complains that Australian internet speed is slower than Bali. #SchapelleCorby

@AIatMeta AI is okay except when it kicks you off Insta and Facebook after telling you your account has been hacked and the hackers have breeched the guidelines.

Today Mark shared Meta’s vision for the future of personal superintelligence for everyone. Read his full letter here: meta.com/superintellige…

@mugedrmaz @instagram @Meta You suggest that?

@TheMikeStockton @instagram @Meta Contacted KalyCTI on X about this?

@instagram emails me while I'm asleep saying there's "unusual activity" on my account (i.e. been hacked) and that I should reset my password. Before I could react, @Meta permanently deletes my Instagram and Facebook accounts due to "breeching their guidelines." Um, I was hacked?

@axaxia92 A few years later and Walter and the Dude would have been sitting there.

It's a 1983 film, but one of the fight scenes still punches harder than a 2025 blockbuster. Dirty Harry walks into the café, a few lines of dialogue, and it's all over in 30 seconds. No CGI, no slow motion — just top-notch charisma and dramatic tension.

@BrianJohnDavid @DNIGabbard Biden should have been more like Trump and pardon actual criminals

On January 20, 2025, in the final hours of his presidency, Joe Biden issued a preemptive federal pardon for Fauci. The pardon issued to Anthony Fauci covered any federal offenses that may have been committed from January 1, 2014, through January 19, 2025, the date of the pardon….what (if any) criminal implications could fine from this? Or is this another crime against humanity without consequence?

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth. odni.gov/index.php/news…

@DNIGabbard I'm not sensing any intelligence

@ColMoeDavis He seems normal

This is Trump donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor John Cafaro who got the no-bid contract to install a water purification system for the reflecting pool. He has 2 prior convictions, one for bribing a member of Congress and another for an illegal loan that violated campaign finance laws.

@instagram emails me while I'm asleep informing me of suspicious activity on my account that I barely use, assuming it's been hacked, and I should update my password. Before I can do anything, @Meta has deactivated my Instagram and Facebook for breeching rules. Um, I was hacked!

@NickAdamsinUSA As in "a lying peace of shit"

Donald J Trump is the Peace President and that is an irrefutable fact.

@NickAdamsinUSA Is the a Nobel Prize for being sleepy?

Award President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize IMMEDIATELY.

@MorbidKnowledge Who knew baby powder had so many calories?

Lisa Anderson, a mother from Devon, England, spent £8,000 consuming an entire 200g tub of Johnson's Baby Powder daily for 15 years. Sneaking away to eat it off the back of her hand every 30 minutes. Lisa Anderson, a 44-year-old mother of five from Devon, said the craving began after the birth of her youngest son when she used powder on him after a bath and felt an overwhelming urge to eat it. What started as a single moment became a daily compulsion she couldn't stop. She runs to the bathroom at least 40 times a day to eat powder off the back of her hand, and wakes up four times a night to feed the habit. She cannot go more than 30 minutes without it. In public she eats mints as a substitute. She eats only one meal a day, skipping breakfast and lunch to consume powder throughout the day instead. The longest she has ever gone without it was two days, which she described as the worst time of her life. Doctors believe she may have PICA syndrome, an eating disorder characterised by compulsive consumption of non-food items, potentially linked to iron deficiency or OCD.

@FredPawle @PaulineHansonOz Pauline never sways

How did @PaulineHansonOz become the most popular politician in Australia? Easy! By sticking to her principles, not spouting pretentious garbage and staying away from pedophiles. This analysis from February is still on the money. Link below 👇

@proleterrator @nickschadegg @FredPawle @PaulineHansonOz Pauline thinks sex offenders are the dregs of society until it's someone she knows

@nickschadegg @FredPawle @PaulineHansonOz Post the source

@mmebovary32680 @CassoWAristos @Rothmus I hear in Belgium they don't send their kids to school wearing bullet-proof backpacks. That sounds uncomfortable.

@CassoWAristos @Rothmus Poor little insignificant Belgian. That sort of envy isn’t attractive. Maybe one day you too will be as rich and as comfortable as an American.

You’d think one polite explanation of the rules would be enough. That’s basic etiquette in any civilized setting. But apparently, compliance is optional for some people these days. Thank God the guards walked away unharmed and she didn’t stab them in the heart.

@jordanhknight_ They were our enemies in our finest hour at Gallipoli. We should call the joint what it is. Shithole. Am I right

We’re pronouncing it “Turkey” again btw

@godlywomanhood Evidence: no woman ever got VD

@nickschadegg @DrewPavlou How about you try and run two billion dollar companies when you're munted most of the time and see how you go

@DrewPavlou Didn’t build them from scratch - he took over Tesla after it had already been operating for five years and spacex relies entirely on taxpayer funding to survive

Elon has a trillion dollars because he built Tesla and SpaceX from scratch. How would we solve world poverty by confiscating the companies he built? We saw during COVID that millions of people plowed their stimulus payments into online gambling. We’ve also seen time and time again cases where idiots have won tens of millions of dollars in the lottery and then gone straight back to bankruptcy because they spent it on idiotic stuff. I am lifelong hater of the CCP but ironically the Chinese Communist Dengist approach - to get rich is glorious, let capital build up the productive forces, the ultra pragmatic Sichuanese maxim “it doesn’t matter whether a cat is black or white so long as it catches mice” - is sincerely better for the economic development of a society than the Ro Khanna/Warren/Bernie campaign to just confiscate assets and then incinerate the capital with stimmy payments fed into online gambling and Learing Center welfare fraud.

@zoecabina There are far more white deadbeat parents than black ones but that's not funny.

An example of a controversial critique of some of the problems in Aboriginal culture that was done in a more thought-provoking manner, where, in my opinion, the suffering wasn't the butt of the joke Good artists, intelligent people can be controversial and offensive while getting us to think The joke isn't that Aboriginal people are bad or bad parents-- the joke is that the policy is silly because in order for it to work, parents need to be present and active in their kids' lives The joke laughs at the policy, not at the suffering The cartoon, makes you think and reconsider a serious issue, and that's what makes it good art. Bill Leak cartoon published in The Australian on 4 August 2016

Looking forward to this week's Karl show where he apologises to Blair Cottrell for all the negative press.

@caliginousomber @ofctimallen If there's a kiddy fiddler here my money's on you

@ofctimallen Tom Hanks the child molester. Stand up guy 🙄 he should be under the jail, not making movies.

Wow time flys, we look like our own children at the Toy Story 1 image. The aging Buzz and Woody currently in London telling wonderful fans all about the new Toy Story 5 coming June 19. “To infinity and beyond!”