Steven

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Steven

Steven

@TheMrMatias

Sometimes, you have to play it safe and order wheat toast

Katılım Ağustos 2025
103 Takip Edilen10 Takipçiler
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Indianapolis Colts
a year later and his legacy still lives on. we miss you @jimirsay. 💙
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Saturday Night Live
Saturday Night Live@nbcsnl·
he's not going to say it again
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MLB@MLB·
I don't think we've seen anything like this before 😂 This home run was caught in a ... traffic cone 😮 (MLB x @GoogleCloud)
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Arron Automata 🤖
Arron Automata 🤖@Arron_TK·
He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.
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chiky handler
chiky handler@chiky_handlr·
My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper
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Tucker D. Franklin
Tucker D. Franklin@tuckerdfranklin·
NFL SCHEDULE LEAK Jets at Chiefs (in Vatican City) - Week 6 Columbus Day 3:25 AM on MGM+/RedBox (Mon, Oct. 12)
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NYTPitchbot
NYTPitchbot@DougJBalloon·
Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Steven@TheMrMatias·
@Oceanofcapade 😭😭😭 noooooo. I mean I didn't care for him but still
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Chris@Oceanofcapade·
@TheMrMatias Zerpa is getting Tommy John 😃
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Steven@TheMrMatias·
Mears is kind of buns.
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Ken Klippenstein
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein·
“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!” Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.
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KC Current
KC Current@thekccurrent·
HAT TRICK TEMWA !!! 🤯
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Chris@Oceanofcapade·
@TheMrMatias What's huh?
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Steven@TheMrMatias·
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MLB
MLB@MLB·
Dallas Braden lost his mother to melanoma when he was just 17 years old. On Mother’s Day in 2010, Braden threw the 19th perfect game in MLB history! After the game he hugged his grandmother, Peggy Lindsey, who had been by his side since the beginning. ❤️
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mr_eggs
mr_eggs@scrumble_eggs·
They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
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Steak F
Steak F@steaakfriend·
Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes
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