Elsie Birnbaum is Offline

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I'm officially deleting Twitter from my phone, so if you're looking to ping me, find me elsewhere!

@sunnylcomedy Really tells a whole story

Just rediscovered my favorite pics from high school

@jaypenalty As you should be!!!!!!!!

hey guys I took an extended break from social media. why is it called X?

@PainfullyShai I don't think your views are particularly unique, it's moreso that people on the internet love to scold others for lack of devotion to the cause. Like I've seen people accuse Israelis, literally on their way to prison for refusing to serve in the IDF, of not doing enough???

@devdav01 Esp. in this day and age where it's very easy to watch shows privately. You're not saying they can't watch the show, you're saying I don't want to watch the show.

@greetinghimeros If the placemat doesn't have ads for local businesses, it's not really a diner.

First price I saw on that menu was $22… mama that’s not a diner it’s a restaurant

@Newhalf_Newtype I do the whole wool tights + wool sweater over the dress and I'm quite cozy.

@TheMuseSappho I've got some leggings, definitely need to grab a few cozy long sleeve shirts to wear under my short sleeve/sleeveless dresses and then they'll be good to go

Ty and a few of the local oomfs have successfully forcefemmed me (gotten me into the habit of wearing dresses pretty often), but now that the seasons are changing I've realized I'll definitely need a few more cold-weather dresses for the wardrobe 😩

@HCPSociety @Local12 Tbh Archdiocese of Cincinnati is switching to a much more protestant Scouting group. The American Heritage Girls are sooooooo evangelical. Why not switch to the Federation of North American Explorers??? You know... an actually Catholic group?

The Girl Scouts are standing in solidarity against the Archdiocese of Cincinnati's decision to cut ties with the organization. tinyurl.com/3swr58wy

@AudreyruthBlev2 AHG is some protestant nonsense, honestly promoting Dave Ramsey to the kids is far more dangerous than any left wing ideology. The Archdiocese of Cincinnati should embrace the Vatican endorsed Federation of North American Explorers.

@TheMuseSappho I hope that the Catholic church embraces American Heritage Girls because that group upholds a biblical worldview and values.

I was genuinely so upset by the Cincinnati archdiocese's cutting ties with the Girl Scouts that I wrote a thousand words, link the next tweet. Basically I'm upset that GSUSA refuses to take a stance on important issues in order to appease people who will not be appeased.

Of course I get sick in the four day period where I have three different Girl Scout events.

@MissikRice No that's the thing, they're not required by the Girl Scouts to be inclusive of trans youth. If they're required to be inclusive by local law, that likely applies to all organizations in the area.

@TheMuseSappho But what happens if in the future a troop is sued for not being inclusive, and is required to? I’m not Catholic but respect them for standing up for their values.

God forbid a woman have hobbies

@Newhalf_Newtype I saw this and for a moment thought wait did y'all move to New England???

At the super duper fancy shoe store

@Kronkyland Yeah I intellectually understand this and either knew or assumed this about you but I much prefer the vision in my mind of random kitsch spawning in your studio apartment. And you just being like ah. same shit, different day.

@TheMuseSappho I am a mexican millennial, so I forget other people don't live with their families so they don't get jumpscared by sudden kitsch outside of their room

I found at my home a little statue of a blue-eyed white-skinned Virgin Mary of Guadalupe. You know, the one whose whole point is being indigenous.

@parakeetnebula She is so unbelievably horny.

Ayn Rand is singular among female philosophers because, unlike every other female philosopher to ever exist, you can tell by her writing that she actually liked to suck dick