Johnathan

630 posts

Johnathan

Johnathan

@TheNICEAgent47

United States Katılım Aralık 2024
52 Takip Edilen71 Takipçiler
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧•
𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧•@Be_like_calvin2·
I go to the dispensary because I’m a fucking grownup and I’m not lowering myself to parking lot interactions on someone else’s time. I order online – edibles, flower, carts – pay with my debit card, then hit the drive thru and pick it up. I earn loyalty points and never have to worry about my safety or the quality.
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Johnathan
Johnathan@TheNICEAgent47·
@theREDROOMX @Maximilian_evm @Polymarket The person making the claim has the burden of proof you stupid fuck. You don't kust get to make claims abd say "prove me wrong" retarded piece of shit. Offer evidence or shut up.
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PolyMax 💎
PolyMax 💎@Maximilian_evm·
@Polymarket our universe has been around for 13.8 billion years so the probability of this happening anytime soon is extremely low
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Bri@kimbo_bxmbo11·
@existincrisis @Be_like_calvin2 Nobody tryna sound smart bitch shut up. I know what thca is and it deff smokes diff then street weed
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Jaiden Cable
Jaiden Cable@Jaidencablee·
Imagine being a cop and you have to go arrest a Dustin Poirier who wants to fight you, I think I would just quit
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Mar😋
Mar😋@MarFwitter·
When he smack yo booty after sex what that mean?
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GameStop
GameStop@gamestop·
A Statement from GameStop
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Wade Plemons
Wade Plemons@WadePlem·
Yeah… This is a little more than just having some drinks at the airport Dustin needs to stay away from the drinks
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Publius
Publius@MisterPublius·
@FedEx @Tutrifour There’s already an attorney wanking off somewhere to this video
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Yaro
Yaro@Tutrifour·
This @FedEx delivery driver just destroyed my cousin's new driveway after busting his oil pan while attempting to back in.
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NBACentral
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral·
The Kings are expected to waive DeMar DeRozan if they cannot find a trade partner, per @MikeAScotto The Clippers are considered the favorites to sign him. “In the midst of a rebuild and over the first apron, barring an unexpected trade, the Sacramento Kings are expected to waive-and-stretch forward DeMar DeRozan, HoopsHype has learned. DeRozan’s $25.74 million expiring contract is only guaranteed for $10 million, which can be stretched over the next three seasons. Should DeRozan enter free agency as expected, the Los Angeles Clippers are expected to have interest in the California native, HoopsHype has learned.” (Via hoopshype.com/story/sports/n…)
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law dog, esq.
law dog, esq.@ggooooddddoogg·
reflecting pool situation very relatable to anyone whose dad fucked up the pool maintenance and then got really defensive about it
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Johnathan
Johnathan@TheNICEAgent47·
@Polymarket They need to shave all beards off of muslims then
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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: U.S. Supreme Court has ruled a Rastafarian man who was forcibly shaved bald in prison cannot sue the guards for damages.
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fey
fey@wnithout·
@bumble_bbgun Redemption through community service hits hard. and if it's true- that's perfect character growth
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💕@quintaawintaaa·
Gorgeous gorgeous girl u ponk bitch 😘
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Doug “Lyncher” Smith
Doug “Lyncher” Smith@prettigoodtime·
Can all guys just agree we are not washing our hands after taking a piss so I don’t have to performatively wash my hands when another persons in the bathroom
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