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@Cbb0fe I am currently experiencing this BS right now. I hate TradFi. Taking over ~2 weeks to get my payment in. Crypto, instant.

Submitted a $2m withdrawal from IBKR to Lead Bank. It took 8 days, 5 phone calls, 1 KYC procedure and 2 documents just to receive it. JP Morgan was holding the funds the entire time for fuck knows what reason. Fuck TradFi.

@AscendEX_ Maybe let people withdraw their funds or provide explanations.

GM! Reply 'GM' if you're ready to win this week. 🚀

@kylancodes @sama Why not just rent a VPS?

This is crazy. My MacBook Pro is closed at home and shouldn’t be on, but I just connected to Codex and am able to code and access my laptop from my phone. Maybe it’s because I enabled computer use? Whatever it is thank you @sama I love it.

@GeorgeJeffersn Cheeky email back.

my favorite cold email ever is from ramp they 'make a mistake' in the first email and follow up with a correction awesome growth hack

@james406 Or... whack it on a VPS.

i spent the entire day keeping my laptop lid open so my AI agents could run brought portable chargers, tethered to my phone for internet, the whole deal finally, when i got home, i opened my laptop to see the work they'd done nothing had happened because Claude was waiting for permission to open the project folder this is the future of work

@ThetaForgeCo Good luck brother

I was laid off a couple weeks ago.. 25 Years of experience as a software/game/fintech engineer. Replaced by a guy in product with 0 experience, but he has a claude subscription at 1/8th the cost(true story). I received 6 months severance at least, and I'm the happiest I've been in a long time. I'm using this runway to go all in on myself and #indiegames. I'm done building others dreams only to watch them run away with my work to find success. If you want to follow my journey over the coming months as I put all of my experience to work building a Final Fantasy XI inspired MMORPG solo, follow and come along! It would mean the world to me!

@CarOnPolymarket Would love to know how you scaled so quickly from the start?

Fun fact: when I started trading in 2024, I lost $200 on a misclick, which was about 90% of my balance. But then a random big whale actually refunded me most of it. 2 years later, that whale is now retired, and I’m at $1.2M PnL. Without that refund, I probably would’ve quit the site. Funny how things can go. Still so grateful to him @car?r=cartest" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@car?r=cartest

@EvanYadegari lil dangerous... maybe need a parents one matching parents with kids to others for play dates.

$100M app idea: Playground A dating app for minors One-shotted this with 10x.app

@USAsolutionsllc What about the licensing needed to deal with crypto and act as a payment processor?

What he's not telling you: 1. You need an LLC in good standing 2. You need an EIN 3. You need a business bank account 4. You need compliance paperwork for the processor The 1-2% margin is real. But you don't get there without the foundation.

@Rosebud_AI Let me try

The AI game dev stack is getting absurd: ChatGPT Image 2 → cinematic world + sprites (seconds) Rosebud → auto-slices them into your game You → shipping multiple levels in <20 min Reply and we'll send a Rosebud code so you can try it.

@everestchris6 FARM

this AI Agent finds stressed crops on $500k-2M/year farms, on autopilot. here's how farmers can use it to save entire harvests: - watches every Sentinel-2 satellite pass in real time - spots which field zones are struggling before anyone sets foot outside - pulls real imagery straight from ESA's satellites, no site visits required - maps every field zone with exact actions - irrigate, fertilize, monitor - calculates water deficit + expected yield impact - drops a personalized PDF report in the farmer's inbox by 6am - every step from satellite to inbox is automated. a real system running on real satellite data for real farms. reply "FARM" and I'll send you the full guide so you can build it too

@XMRVoid @cakepay I'm curious about the Goblin Card... they don't provide any company details anywhere... There isn't any regulation in Mexico which allows "non-KYC" cards like this. Something sus going on IMO.

For the past year I have survived solely on $XMR I’ve used 100+ @cakepay virtual Visa cards that I added to my Apple Pay (road trip to Colorado, iPhone 17 pro max, new 49” Samsung oled monitor.. etc) and it was nice for the time being even though I couldn’t load it up again, withdraw cash or use it at any and every merchant For the past 3 months I have been using my @Goblin_cards non stop and let me tell you.. now that I don’t have to send XMR to kraken it’s so beautiful Now I can just go to telegram, load the card and then go spend it.. all within 5 minutes Being able to withdraw cash was big for me and became a no-brainer. Rent? Paying other people? Child support? Easily solved now. Having a physical card and tapping to pay everywhere is so nice and helps me never even have to touch a bank account. I can hold $XMR 24/7 without ever worrying about Muh liquidity or the insane deposit time on kraken The peace of mind this has brought me is unparalleled and I’m so thankful for XMR and people building these cool temporary solutions

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@inoccnyt Something you'll release?

acabei de criar um app que invade sites sozinho usando uma rede neural treinada com mais de 30 mil CVEs, decidindo em tempo real qual ataque usar enquanto roda dezenas de ferramentas em paralelo. > jailbreak em todos modelos claude > upa shell automaticamente > acessa db e manipula credenciais > upa xss (recebe via vps) entre diversas outras coisas...

@devmajesty @KASTxyz Happens to me with other cards, staff at hotels don't realise it's not necessarily a credit card and can't place a 'holding' charge, but instead just charge you that amount.

I am sort of at a loss at this point. I am an early, power user with @KASTxyz Basically, I stayed in a hotel nearly 3 weeks ago and a hold for $150 was placed on my card for my stay. Typical stuff. The following day, a bit after checkout this hold was released by the hotel I stayed at. That “authorized” payment never reversed despite my reaching out to the hotel with proof of hold release. I have repeatedly tried to understand the excessive wait on this hold release. Many chats and back and forth. Only to have ANOTHER scenario occur where my card was declined due to an address error, yet the funds were authorized and never returned. That company states as I saw, my card was declined yet Kast displays ‘authorized ‘with the funds being taken. (It’s been over a week for that particular transaction). I was chatting with my support representative only to have them stop responding altogether. Please just help me understand what is happening? Can anyone provide me context or just an answer?

@IAmPascio @vitaliidodonov DOC

I grew the 𝕏 account of @vitaliidodonov from 0 to 10K followers in just 3 months. Lots of people have asked me how I did it. So I just wrote up an entire PDF explaining my strategy. If you want the full case study doc for FREE, reply "DOC" and I'll DM it to you right now.

@Here2LearnXD @Dougie1171 clicking.gg

@Dougie1171 what are you advertising?

Day 4 of retardmaxxing my way to $1k/day as an affiliate with meta ads: Today was basically a write-off. The payment method attached to the ad acc got declined during the night so meta disrupted delivery. $78.94 spent. Terrible CPMs ($150+). No convs. Good news is I was able to sort the payment method issue and the ad delivery looks to be stabilizing. Not all sunshine and rainbows in affiliate land. Always fires to put out. Onwards we go 🫡

@alexolim_ HOOKS

After taking dozens of apps to #1 in the App Store, our team went back and analyzed over 100,000 social media posts to trace back what worked We found 34 hooks that brought in 100's of millions of views and more than 300 others proven to go viral.. and turned all of that into templates you can steal for free If you run a consumer app and want: - more installs - higher App Store rankings - content that lands with Gen Z Comment “HOOKS” and I’ll DM you the file.

@mattwelter Happy to assist on this if you wish to discuss

how much would you pay? if reelfarm provided fully warmed up US tiktok pages ready for you to post to $10 per page? $50 per page? $100 per page?

@atbright solscan.io/tx/4vi1g6WRW1H…

@atbright Sending you some SOL right now.

bros, bls help i am in tough financial situation and have a huge family to take care of $0 rn if you are hiring a shitposter, marketing guy, social media manager or any other non tech crypto related role please reach out you could also repost to help with visibility