The Nomadic Clementines

Please RT or send this photo. We need this trending today. Fly high Janey. #Trumpisacunt @JaneyGodley

So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from @northernassist telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time. I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid. A thread 🧵

Top Row Colt Gray, murdered 4, injured 4, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police) Dylan Roof, murdered 9, injured 1, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police) Payton Gendron, murdered 10, injured 3, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police) Travis Reinking, murdered 4, injured 4, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police) Bottom Row Sean Bell, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot 50 times by police) Stephon Clark, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot 20 times by police) Jayland Walker, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot 90 times by police) Sonya Massey, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot in head by police) I know, “stop making it about race” 🤦🏽‍♂️

I’ve been a high school teacher for almost 34 years. So far, my wife, also a teacher and I have managed to survive the rising epidemic of school shootings. Every loud noise from the hall makes me wonder if my lucks run out. When there’s a crash in the building the kids start eyeing the exits I run through my plan. I wonder if I’ll be brave enough to shelter them from bullets like far too many other teachers have done in the past. I have 250 teaching days left till retirement. Will I make out? Will my wife? #ItsTheGuns #GunControl

Donald Trump was asked today if he would commit to prioritizing legislation to make childcare affordable, and if so, what specific legislation he would advance. This is an unedited transcript of his response: Well, I would do that, and we're sitting down, and I was, somebody, we had Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka was so, uh, impactful on that issue. It's a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about, that, because, look, child care is child care is. Couldn't, you know, there's something, you have to have it – in this country you have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to — but they'll get used to it very quickly – and it's not gonna stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Uh, those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we're talking about, including child care, that it's going to take care. We're gonna have - I, I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with, uh, the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country, because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care, but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I'm talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just, uh, that I just told you about. We're gonna be taking in trillions of dollars, and as much as child care, uh, is talked about as being expensive, it's, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we'll be taking in. We're going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people, and then we'll worry about the rest of the world. Let's help other people, but we're going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It's about Make America Great Again, we have to do it because right now we're a failing nation, so we'll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Thank you.

@KirstieMAllsopp Absolutely fantastic. I travelled extensively alone as a 15 and it made me a better person for it. Good on you, and good on your son for doing it. What an absolute adventure. I hope my sons are willing and able to do this kind of thing when they’re that age.

My little boy has returned from 3 weeks inter-railing, he’ll be 16 on Wednesday so he went with a mate who’s already 16 due to hostel/travel restrictions, but they organised the whole thing; Paris, Brussels, Amsterdam, Berlin, Munich, Marseille, Toulouse, Barcelona & Madrid 1/3

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

TOO MUCH COMMON SENSE REQUIRED FOR OUR 'JOBSWORTH' COUNCILS 😥 @LGAcomms Councils and @NationalHways MUST stop cutting the grass without clearing litter first. Shredded aluminium cans are very dangerous... and sharp bits of metal can seriously injure kids, pets and wildlife - and even kill them. ❌

@ian_sonja Very sad!

So sad 😭. Our caravan life is over! Our Bailey has died as she has lots of damp which was found in the service. We went to try to get another caravan but having just moved we cannot afford to get one. We have had to cancel our planned trip. We are so devastated. No more…

We have now made it to Sarajevo and have been able to relax a bit. Mike will probably have a few more grey hairs from the border crossing and the driving, but it’s all part of the adventure!

It was then on to a very shonky looking bridge to go over the depths of the canyon and get to the border. We had no problems leaving Montenegro, but entering Bosnia & Herzcegovina (Republika Sprska) entailed crossing an ancient, very, very narrow metal bridge 2/6

It was a stressful day today! We headed out of Montenegro today through Piva Canyon. It’s a beautiful place, but with long winding roads, countless tunnels and long, long drops to the side, it was quite hard work in our 15.5m long RV & Tow-Car combo! 1/6

Finally, we had a 3 hour trip, mainly on single track mountain roads with innumerable hair pin bends and some of the steepest inclines we’ve been on yet.

It’s the first time in 22 countries that we’ve been asked for a bribe by a border guard or cop, and we were not impressed. It took more than half an hour but we were finally able to get on our way with our wallets intact!

with a 12T weight limit, in our RV weighing 11T - far too near the limit for our liking, particularly as they don’t seem to believe in maintenance! Then, the border guard in Bosnia wanted to “come to an agreement” to continue on our way.

youtu.be/aSeukXlMCWQ?si… @visit_albania

Benjamin Hot Springs are one of our favourite places in Albania. Well worth heading there if you get a chance! What opportunities #vanlife is giving us! #Albania #travelvlog #digitalnomad Link below

@cleanupbritain We are currently travelling in a van in Europe and planned to collect litter to help mitigate our environmental impact. All through northern EU & into Scandinavia, couldn’t find any to collect! (Different story now in Serbia!) Scotland (home) has been one of the worst places!

WE ARE A FILTHY AND VILE COUNTRY NOW... This is what most roundabouts look like all over Britain.

The last couple of days have been work days, repairing the hydraulic system. The motor packed in, but luckily we found a little garage under a bridge in Plovdiv that refurbished it! It’s refitted and we’re back on the road!