Aaron Nelson

@MiddleEarth_xD Your feed lengthens. Your comments grow old. Late is the hour to post memes. Yet Gandalf the Grey comes to Isengard begging for likes.

Tweet like you're Saruman

Is Led Zeppelin the greatest band of all time? 🎸

@Hania16836 Mac n cheese. What am I? 9?

@LOTR_Daily_ Make it a 2 part movie

If you could change one thing about The Battle of the Five Armies movie, what would it be?

@chefsevenn Dignity and respect. I kid (kinda)

You can add 2 things to these hot dogs. What are you adding?

@RealJamesWoods Meh. I dunno. Joe pulled a lot of blue collar voters back in.

Quite the contrary. It was unequivocally a fraudulent election. It makes perfect sense if you face the facts.

@RandyRRQuaid I think Pratt wins. Hilton just doesn’t have the charisma

If Hilton and Pratt win in California, the state has a very good shot. If not, the state is just too gross!

@CHamilton10315 Totally know what you mean. It was a good story with a poignant theme, but there was something off about it.

Tonight's sword & sorcery film is "Dragonslayer" (1981). Ngl, I'm going into this one a little hesitantly. I saw this in the theaters when I was a kid, and though I was the target demographic, there was something about it I just didn't like. It never has resonated with me much. That said, I have the dvd (and even the novelization), so I'll give it a watch. I already know it's more dark fantasy than S&S, but I'm not going to quibble. We're getting into the early 80s, and there's going to be a whole lot more coming our way soon. Again, I'll post my thoughts in the comments.

@FindTheStorm @elonmusk Elon Musk: “We’re in a simulation.”

Though not reported, Elon Musk has an IQ between 150 and 200. Hey, Elon, God hand-picked you for this high intelligence and genuine care for humanity. Respect him. WE ARE NOT IN A SIMULATION! @elonmusk

My take on the OG Owlbear. Do we prefer the oldschool design or the one 5e uses? 🦉

@imPenny2x Good luck reading ALL the Psalms but yeah, a lot of people have.

I’m curious how many people have read the Bible cover to cover… Is this common for regular churchgoers or nah?

@travelingflying Yeah. The land with a King is pretty different.

RFK Jr: “People are going to jail for Twitter posts in England.” Joe Rogan: “12,000 people in the last year.” RFK Jr: “It’s a dictatorship.”

@marcelluswiley Accelerator

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

@cb_doge Maybe just talk to your kid.

"I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus." — Elon Musk

🚨 BOOM! NOW: THOUSANDS of fired-up Christians have FLOODED the National Mall in Washington DC to REDEDICATE AMERICA TO FAITH! 🙏 Believers from all across the country are uniting in the heart of our nation to declare: We are ONE NATION UNDER GOD, and we’re taking it back!

@RobVet2020 @WhiteHouse @ROCKCRAWLN He already did it.

@WhiteHouse @ROCKCRAWLN Just do it President Trump, no more warnings, they have enough warnings already ! Just do it already !

“For Iran, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won’t be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!” - President Donald J. Trump

@WhiteHouse Yeah. We heard this a month ago.

@JonnyRoot_ Have you read the Fitzgerald translation? You wouldn’t watch that either. It’s a movie.

Just watched 60 Minutes ft. “The Odyssey” dir. Christopher Nolan He’s so meticulous & cares a lot about his legacy. That’s why it’s mind-blowing he’s race-swapping characters, bowing down to the DEI agenda, & dumbing down dialogue. He’s better than this

@Playteaux1 Love your name! What kind of work do you do?

I get drug tested for my job. Not just urine but hair follicle testing for my credentials. If I have to get drug tested for work, welfare recipients should be drug tested also because they benefit from my labor.

@bestofStarTrek Eh-heh-excellent film!

What are your honest thoughts of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)?