
New Release from Ghetto Research
WIGGERTRUTIDE
Tired of being a boring, clean cut white boy?
It’s time for Wiggertrutide, Ghetto Research’s newest GLP-G that will turn basic suburban white kids into ghetto gangster wanna be trash trailer rats
As quick as your first dose Wiggertrutide rewires your entire vibe at your inner gangster mitochondria
Your walk will transform from “just left church” to “just got out on parole and not going back”
Suddenly you’re saying “bruh,” “finna,” “word”, “homies” and “on God”
Neck tattoos, teardrops, and “MOM” in Old English script appear like magic
Polos become wife beaters, New Balances become fake Jordan’s and your car stereo only plays DMX, 50 Cent and Dr. Dre
Order now and swap the Titleist hat for a durag. Become the stereotype you weren’t aborted to be. Because deep down, every clean cut white boy wants to be the hardest white trash in the trailer park and with Wiggertrutide you finally can be

Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos
Atlanta is a laboratory in which the most advanced and modern new wiggеrs are being constantly formulated and updated
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