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this mf back here aint real
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this mf back here aint real
@ThePejYouKnow
Give a man a dollar and you feed him for a day. Frame him for murder and you feed him for 25 to life.
the boring dystopia Katılım Kasım 2009
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@majoraismasked @ThisOdyFR @VeltisLeEvil Ah okay. I’ve met lot of people with just that level of thinking or understanding about fighting and on my end, I thought better to risk taking the wrong read than someone cracking their head open and thinking it’s true. 👍
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@ThePejYouKnow @ThisOdyFR @VeltisLeEvil man i didn't mean literally, i put it in terms to conceptualize it for someone who doesn't understand what all that translates to. you gotta meet people where they at i didn't mean a literal mario jump into the shit
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In all seriousness that ain’t no regular nigga I’ll tell you that. That footwork is pretty impressive.
vids that go hard@vidsthatgohard
My character while I figure out the controls on the console
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@gmaXuxhQ2V93710 @daitouayokoyama Oh yeah, he was born a shepherd, got enslaved by Uzbeks, escaped, became a warlord on horseback, became a soldier for the local governor, married his daughter, took over the province when he died, took over a fortress that was considered impossible, THEN he became a general.
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@gmaXuxhQ2V93710 @daitouayokoyama son was the assassin, blinded his heir, got more paranoid, started killing nobles and courtiers until he actually got killed.
Iranian Napoleon they call him. All of this was like 12 years.
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明末の話、最後の皇帝の崇禎帝が本当に悲しい。猜疑心で臣下を信用できず、さらに国内の反乱が悪化。反乱軍に王宮が包囲されると、息子を脱出させた後、側室と娘たちを自ら手にかけて殺害し、皇后の自害を見届けた後、宦官の一人しかついてこない中、王宮の外の山で首を吊って自殺とかもう...
Af@Sz73B
明末の混乱、秦末や後漢末など他のどの王朝とも雰囲気が異質で万暦帝の息子の肉で鍋パーティーする李自成とか、李自成を歓呼の声で迎える廷臣の声を聞きながら一人で首を吊る崇禎帝とか、蜀を死体の山にする張献忠とか、山海関から雪崩れ込む清軍とか他の時代で見たことない光景が続く。
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@Rivy_yu_19 The Russians have a dessert cake that’s just called napoleon
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@daveweigel Induced agoraphobia is one of asimovs craziest predictions
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amazing angry replies here, people who have convinced themselves that these eyesores you don’t see this much of in any other city are vital and we’ll die without them
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Hey New York, no one likes unnecessary scaffolding. Thankfully, we have a plan — and John Wilson is here to help break it down.
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@ThisOdyFR @majoraismasked @VeltisLeEvil swing, is off balance and take the *knee* you jump into. You’re so off balance jumping into a punch unless it’s a very rare circumstance (eg the other guy is off balance and you’re safe)
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@ThisOdyFR @majoraismasked @VeltisLeEvil A punch you jump into is real dumbass shit you got no power driving you. Notice for even his jabs, his feet are flat on the ground.
The point of being light on your feet is you don’t get hit, you control the distance between you and the other guy, and ideally, he whiffs on a
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@Ttviter @LMezzabifera It’s human culture. Native Americans would use every part of the animal. And all human society would reuse things for other things. Except soda bottles I guess back in the day. I miss glass soda
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@yayuyooooxxx @265wheats Yeah exactly this, move his hand onto it with eye contact and it’ll click for him
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@afsharidshah @BiruniKhorasan Lmfao comon bro you’re not so stupid to believe that are you? Wasting the brain allah gave you on retarded takes is haram
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@BiruniKhorasan Imam Khomeini said the islamic revolution destroyed the 2500 year old Persian civilisation. What exists now in Iran is a purely islamic civilisation - hence the connection to palestine and other islamic causes
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Iran needs to drop the Palestinian cause for good: if they support it, they get trashed for not being honest. If they don’t, they get trashed for not showing interest. Lose-lose situation.
This is clearly an Arab issue and Arabs need to play a prominent role in solving it.
Joseph Haboush@jhaboush
The Iranian demands/proposals did not include anything related to a Palestinian state or their rights, which Tehran has long claimed to be a champion of and for
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@noemiemakesmaps @boatogravy_ Angloids say kebekua which is close enough to québécois with a heavy accent
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@boatogravy_ câliss comment tu veux que je dise québecois en anglois
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only a subhuman angloid could come up with a concept such as "the average ontarian is nicer than the average quebecker"
Oh Canaduh@CanaduhOh
Is this an accurate way to describe Canadians based on where they’re from?
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@websterkaroon @nooshejoon She’s a parastoo Alireza jan, she’s some aghazadeh wanna actress.
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@nooshejoon His views are pretty clear. But he's still airing the other person. And it's clear those views exist
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An Iranian street interview page posted two videos I found fairly representative of the divide in Iran (posted 4 days ago, so conducted during the war).
The first isn't particularly supportive of the government, but also clearly rejects the war, Trump & Netenyahu.
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@websterkaroon I’ve seen 6 videos of the first girl in different outfits saying the same thing. She’s just a fresh parastoo
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@MajorMinority27 @ActualAero He’s a true lover, always worried about those who come after
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@ActualAero Gustav e33 be like Idc about gommage I got my whole life ahead of me naw bruh u better start thinking bout those who come after 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@ChatWhatthefrea @ActualAero The woman in love with him had stood by as he mourned the chick he’d been in love with like 1/3 of their lives. Gustave had precucked Lune previously.
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@ActualAero Im ngl, finding out Gustave gets kirked and then the woman in love with him can be romanced immediately after in a game that takes place over roughly 1 week (passage of time via all camp cutscenes) really ruined the game for me. But the french are cucks so, accurate ig.
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@RX_9999_2 Bro the Greeks are ntr kings. Forget about ugly bastard, they have one where the kid ntrs his own dad and the dad knows ahead of time and still can’t stop it.
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ぼく「NTRが嫌いです」
海外オタク「でもNTR文化を作ったのは日本人だぞ」
ぼく「なんだと？」
海外オタク「そもそも海外だとNTRなんて需要ないぞ気分悪いし、あんなもん楽しんでるの日本人と韓国人だけだろ」
ぼく「は？ふざけんなよ、え？本当に？」
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@dudultala3 @KeyKashani Idk if that’s vegan though that’s still an animal product
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Khoresht is Persian
Khoresht is not stew
Dr. Mehrdad Ashabi@Medinfo_X
I’m Persian I’m not Muslim
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@DavidZhang360 Here’s some clips of a few people dealing with mental illness and/or living a bohemian lifestyle. This shows all of China is broken.
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@Rayrelyn @Maziodyne_ Avoid this feeling forever by pronouncing every vowel in a Japanese name
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@Maziodyne_ i always said 'reeze' instead of 'rehzay' for reze and i only found out around when the reze movie was announced and heard people audibly say it after i read the whole thing since like 2023 and felt so miserable when i found out i said it wrong for almost 3 years
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