ignore me I'm either high or drunk

Deleting twitter

Today I was inducted in the Hall of Fame at Columbia High School. Other inductees include Lauryn Hill, Zach Braff, SZA and the inventors of ultimate frisbee. Thanks Mom and Dad for sending me to the right high school - there must be something in the water here 😅

@Nicholasplayx @cabar_ufficiale @archillect Got the same one too

@cabar_ufficiale @archillect HOLD UP.. WAIT A MINUTE THAT MY CALCULATOR THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!! (JOKE)

@ConarCross Convince me that's not a picture

Sketch Final

@catboyranch Dogboy ranch

@miakhalifa Dametucosita ah ah

Cosita? Like Cosette from Les Mis?? 😭😍🥺

@LewisSonicski56 @SbFramesInOrder Pretty obvious reference

SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 04 Episode 10 - Frame 2934 out of 4022

@Explainpari @paricyte Awww pari so qt 🥺🥺

Herobrine isn't real in any way, no. I never had a brother (well, there's a half brother I never meet..), and he's not in the game.

@Sadcrib People low-key scared to say nigger even out of context where it's not offensive I don't get that

i refuse to believe this is real 😭

@dreaminnittfn @LeChillGamer @SYACVG Read the pastebin, definitely intentional

@LeChillGamer @SYACVG You are seriously DUMB. If you read the PASTEBIN which was only 1000 words, you would know he did it by accident. Wtf is wrong with Dream haters nowerdays 🖕🏿

Youtuber Dream admitted to cheating on Twitch streams of Minecraft speedruns. He claims to have unknowingly left in a mod that increased drop rates that he would use specially for his YouTube videos.

@SYACVG "Sorry I forgot to turn cheats off"

@MK_KeySi_HK @MKMobileGame Make yourself comfortable

@MKMobileGame I'll start caring the moment she's available for souls.

#KlassicJade has officially joined #mkmobile as the newest Gold card! Speed up your kombat with Jade's Passive, Mistress of Bojutsu!

@Tvbbi I just checked the perks they give you if you subscribe but I can't think of a single person on the platform that would actually use them not even once

rt if you have more followers than people who have paid for twitter blue

she met another dog with one eye i’m crying 😭

@_bellabaddie Imagine how people would freak out if their roles were inverted but it's a man getting beat so it's fine G e n d e r E q u a l i t y

@vylerria I can't afford to eat in public places

@GoId_Fox @InsaneEnergy2 @TrollIncidents 1 v 1 me on skrbbl you pussy

@ThePigASSAULT @InsaneEnergy2 @TrollIncidents NOO YOU'RE DRINKING IT WRONG, IT HAS TO BE SUPER COLD & HAVE TO BUY THE EXPENSIVE STUFF UNTIL YOUR CONDITIONED TO ENJOY IT, IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE SHIT, TRUST ME

@Chombiecho @InsaneEnergy2 @TrollIncidents Assuming I don't do that already

@ThePigASSAULT @InsaneEnergy2 @TrollIncidents just hit hard liquor bud, quit being a wuss

@WholesomeMeme @gresi_lamaj