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now taking gold and other precious metal deposits
Zurich, Switzerland Katılım Mayıs 2015
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@Lazarus1619 @Clint_Davey1 Everybody gangsta until the wizards show up with the gatling wand
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@Clint_Davey1 Although, since technology doesn't work among wizards, their supposed lessers would easily defeat them. What good is Avada Kedavra against a machine gun?
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Yes indeed. In Harry Potter world both sides are Wizard supremacists. They all believe in remaining a segregated elite.
The real struggle is Wizard isolationism or Wizard imperialism.
The "good guys" are Wizard isolationists. They want a society totally cut off from their inferiors.
The bad guys are Wizard imperialists who want to rule over Muggles and maybe enslave them.
QC@QiaochuYuan
fundamentally the problem with telling any new stories set in the world of harry potter is that jk rowling didn’t notice she set up magic to be an allegory for being part of the ruling class the allure of the original harry potter books is finding out you are secretly a prince, and rich, and being invited to your hidden kingdom where you learn how to exercise your royal power before taking the throne. this is a juvenile fantasy set in a juvenile world; you can’t tell adult stories about adult protagonists in this universe without running up against the fundamental power imbalance between wizards and muggles. muggles can never learn magic - peasants can never simply decide to become ruling class - and wizards get to arbitrarily manipulate their memory whenever they want to maintain their invisible rule, and nobody in the wizarding world sees a problem with this. muggleborns exist but are indoctrinated into wizarding life via boarding school - the ruling class indoctrinating talented outsiders. nonhuman magic is tightly controlled and regulated - the ruling class maintaining its monopoly on power harry potter is a story about the reptilian conspiracy, from the pov of the reptilians. it pretends to be about fighting fascism in the form of voldemort but the way the premise structures wizard-muggle relations (and relations with nonhumans, eg house-elves) is itself almost inherently fascistic
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@travis4nh Goddamn! That is way to slow to achieve my dream of seeing the Netherlands being reclaimed by the sea in my lifetime
drive more SUVs! cook more on gas stoves! everyone should have their own private jet! NOW!
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The longest duration data set, the Permanent Service for Mean Sea Level, goes back to 1933.
The most extreme interpretation of its data suggests sea level rise of 2mm (1/12th of an inch) per year.
At this rate, the oceans will rise 8" over the next century, and 38" by 2500 AD.
Sheldon Whitehouse@SenWhitehouse
Today’s simple truth: sea levels are rising. We should all be able to agree on that.
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@Bingobongocap @HedgeFundFomo Interesting idea, I just see one flaw
How will you prevent people from stealing the oil by standing on the banks with a ladel and a bucket?
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@HedgeFundFomo Water and oil don’t mix. What if we pour the oil into the ocean let the current take it pass the straight then extract it. No need to worry about tankers then
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I stayed up all night studying the Strait of Hormuz
Trying to figure out what the situation means for investors
Here's what I found after 12+ hours of intense research:
The blue stuff is called "water" and ships can travel through it much better than the yellow stuff (called "land")
Ships can take oil through water, but not through land.
Wow.
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@DuderinoPR @Geiger_Capital Wtf is a homemade bomb supposed to look like? He must be familiar with homemade bombs
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It’s absolutely perfect…
A liberal man in NYC yelling about how everyone is welcome, as a Muslim man yells "Allahu Akbar!" and uses him as a literal springboard to throw a homemade bomb.
The West’s suicidal empathy on video.
Walter Masterson@waltermasterson
I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.
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@UrinatingTree It really was those 3 points from Monza that did it
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@UrinatingTree they should've just let Cam Little attempt it from 80 yards
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That is the most Jacksonville way for Jacksonville to finish off a game.
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This is a very Jacksonville game to witness. Both very good and fucking terrible at the same time.
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@auren Tech doesn't have the least assholes, we're just justified in being assholes
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Tech has the fewest assholes per capita. Politics has the most
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@b_bolby @Dcasteel7 @UrinatingTree That's my concern too, how would one ban the tush push without making other plays illegal
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@Dcasteel7 @UrinatingTree Also, how exactly does one ban it without banning linemen pushing the rb on a second effort?
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People still hate the Tush Push (and I get it), but I will die on the hill that the NFL doesn't have a Tush Push problem. They have a refball problem.
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@IntranetComedy @PolymarketBlitz they need make sure no one gets into the rear without a lot of pressure
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@PolymarketBlitz What if the DL is getting penetration
You can try to give someone a full load but it doesn't matter if you're getting repeatedly penetrated
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Patrick Mahomes is expected to feed Rashee Rice a full load in his week 7 return.
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@UrinatingTree who needs the Tush Push anyway when you have Skattebo running into the D-line like it's a wall of death in a moshpit
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It'd be ironic if the Giants did a Tush Push on this 3rd and short lol. Do it.
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@BrandonPerna who needs the Tush Push when you have Skattebo running into the D-line like it's a wall of death at a metal festival
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A lot of people complaining about the Tush Push.
Personally, I want to seem them run it 20 times in a row
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@UrinatingTree The good news for Belichick is that FOX just got a vacancy for an announcer gig
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Lmao is it already going to go to shit? Its only been one month of games.
Ollie Connolly@OllieConnolly
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signalled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
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If you could make ONE rule change in Formula 1...
What would it be?
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@nonchalec I already did after Monza 😂
Verstappen 2nd behind Oscar is the funniest possible outcome of the season
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imagine he actually splits the mclarens in the championship
RBR Daily@RBR_Daily
Max Verstappen is now 69 points behind Piastri for P1 in the championship and 44 points behind Norris
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@EndersFPS They should though, in fact, flags should only be able to be captured by the dead bodies of your teammates on the objective, it's the only way to guarantee the self sacrificial PTFO that Battlefield direly needs.
"We're losing B, send more 2-17 K/D players, they're the real MVPs"
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@LarsenHalleck @Criminalsimpson @goregantuan "And you call them 'steamed breasts' despite the fact they are obviously deep fried"
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@FrozenBuffalo_ @ClayTravis Can't wait to parlay that with wigs flying off
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If this became a thing, ratings for the WNBA would go through the roof. You could bet on which minute a dildo would hit the floor. What quarter, who’s in the lead when the first dilly makes contact with the court. Bet on colors, length, girth, player or coach to pick up. Possibilities are endless.
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Someone threw a green dildo on the court during a WNBA game tonight.
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