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@SvenT23 @dRektRL Top 10? It's silly not to have him top 3. Having him outside top 10 would be unfathomably stupid.

@dRektRL Looking at this I do think it's silly to not put Vatira in the top 10 goat.

The current top 10 for each category following Paris Vatira has the chance to pass Atomic in series played at Worlds, though very unlikely he ever gets by Atow for demos.

@haydendevs I didn't pay a city parking ticket and 10 years later nothing has happened yet

I have $500 in unpaid campus parking tickets, I don't actually have to pay this right? They aren't the law?

@wayneeeVLR @gentlemates Just a learning experience. You've got insane potential and I'm excited to see it develop

1-2 @gentlemates and we are out of stage 1 , im sorry to everyone who believed and supported us and me for this loss. I as a individual played horrible the whole split and for that im sorry. If theres anyone u want to blame my dms are opened. Idk what the future holds for me but i'll take the time to reset and focus on myself to come out better. Then again , thank you to those that still support me. It'll only push me even more to improve. With that said , I'll see u guys next for ewc qualifiers ❤️🥹and again sorry for the disappointing performance🙏

@F0rki39 @saxxonye @Caverino757 @ExplosiveGyro I never said you were lil bro. No one cares what you think, complain all you want, I'm talking about pros and content creators.

@saxxonye @Caverino757 @TheRando__ @ExplosiveGyro Never said I was lil bro. We lost bakkesmod and there’s still bots so w updates by epic!

I’m extremely grateful for this update but am I the only one that hates the pass ball function in freeplay

@F0rki39 @ExplosiveGyro Nope. I also hate it. I'm just sick of the constant complaining.

@TheRando__ @ExplosiveGyro Are you dumb? Or plat by any chance?

@Robbiepierce @ChelseaHerps @coughdropsh @ieatantz Do you have sources disproving it?

@ChelseaHerps @coughdropsh @ieatantz Do you have any sources on them using mint

"root beer tastes like toothpaste" yeah man it's a spearmint flavored beverage idk what to tell you

@sosacrdbl Doesn't matter how good he is, NA always chokes at lan.

I believe that anybody that thinks this version of Firstkiller absolutely CANT win an international LAN are completely hating, still one of the best players in the world; I’ve got full belief in him.

@Vieirabaino111 @valohabercisi So you're saying I should always have my knife out cause it will give more precision and preparation to use my gun?

@valohabercisi Isn’t that a buff? Since it gives more precision and preparation to use the ability

LEAK WAYLAY NERF COMING WITH TODAYS PATCH Saturate (C) Will now be "equip" not "instant". If you didn't understand, normally you would cast the ability the moment you pressed the C key, but now you'll need to left-click after pressing C to cast the ability.

@billysbillions @qoozyrl @Ntri_SA Flaking on a commitment which screws over two other people is not the right decision.

shout out to my RLCS tm8 @Ntri_SA for leaving my RLCS qual to go to a random girls place. what a great guy!

@anthony64748247 @eustacheus @writingenjoyer They never said they couldn't read it. Maybe work on your own reading comprehension.

@eustacheus @writingenjoyer someone who’s GOOD at english is able to read sentences that aren’t perfectly punctuated. if you are incapable of reading a perfectly well-worded paragraph minus a few commas which the structure of the clauses already naturally implies… that says more about you than it does them

My toilet stopped working & the man they sent was answering me with completely unrelated remarks I'd be like "So it makes this noise whenever I turn on the water" and he'd be like "Yep I've been living here 23 years now" after like half an hour I said "Are you deaf" He was

@VCTScrims Team kill coming tomorrow

EMEA has not lost at Masters Santiago. Pacific has. China has. Americas has. THIS IS OUR ERA

@LieutenantRusty @Nematode2394 @whiskyintel @SandyofCthulhu Yea, keyboards were. Another reason it's not a valid comparison. But phone's numbers were flipped because of Bell's study showing it improved accuracy and was easier to memorize. It had nothing to do with slowing people down.

@TheRando__ @Nematode2394 @whiskyintel @SandyofCthulhu Interesting, though, that your keyboard was also designed specifically to slow down your typing.

A guy who worked for TI back in the day told me that after they created the first electronic hand calculator, they got a call from Bell Telephone. The folks from Bell sounded uncertain and worried. You see, when they were creating the first push-button phone, they did extensive tests to determine the exact best pattern for the numerical buttons - the pattern that would be easiest for people to tap in the dark or by muscle memory. But now they were concerned they’d completely blundered, because they saw that TI’s machine had the exact opposite layout. “So,” they asked. “What did your tests show?” The guys at TI just stared stupidly and said “Tests?”

@LieutenantRusty @Nematode2394 @whiskyintel @SandyofCthulhu A keyboard with 26 non-sequential letters (plus punctuation) is not a valid comparison vs a 10 digit sequential num pad.

Imagine flipping your keyboard 180. You wouldn’t be able to touch-type anymore, right? They just needed people who were used to going super fast on adding machines to slow down for long enough that there weren’t outrunning the signals. It wasn’t possible to outrun the old rotary phones, but it was VERY possible to outrun pulse dialing with a button phone.

@LieutenantRusty @Nematode2394 @whiskyintel @SandyofCthulhu If you're slowed down by that arrangement I feel sorry for you.

@Nematode2394 @whiskyintel @SandyofCthulhu It’s not.

@_offmylawn @neo_jery That's why it's funny...

@neo_jery this isn’t funny. that guy probably spent $500k on that picture!

@MrFrancBlelele @mady4rl Shit before you ask?

@mady4rl god forbid i need to take a shit dude

@one_question___ @meishato Why the fuck are talking like a weird bot

They’re not actually talking about society failing they’re talking about an inner split. There’s the adult self, who knows more, sees more, and is grounded… And there’s the child self, who once felt lost or different. Socializing can bring those two into conflict.

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 9 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

@RenierPPorter @sebdot Then why wasn't it kc or vit?

@sebdot They just wrecked falcons, if you had KC or VIT they would've went out 3 - 4 but still props for beating the team who beat them all

Can anyone actually explain why tf NRG won RLCS Worlds? Everyone trashes NA servers, the competitive culture and the players, even from our own players (justifiably) we shouldn't have done well. How tf did they come out and wreck everyone. Is it just the players were built dif?

@FhisyG @sebdot "the worse team won because they have higher accomplishments" is crazy logic

@sebdot I seriously think that Falcons win that matchup 9/10 times just the pressure of a grand finals got to them. All of the NRG boys had already been to a worlds finals so it was likely easier for them to calm nerves