Robert Dittmann ⬆️

@Carlk_oh Become your own bookie Carl. That way you win no matter the outcome! paymentcloudinc.com/blog/how-to-be…

Does anyone know where I, a man, living in Ohio, can bet on sports?? Again I am a 24M in Ohio and I am interested in sports gambling!!

@Carlk_oh Carl, did you hear about the concrete sidewalk? It's all over town!

At the roundabout conference and didn't know an answer to a question. Don't worry ofc I told them I'd circle back.

@leeeuh0 youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0

God has truly given me his toughest battle today and let me tell you I am not his strongest soldier

@stunningham_ Punch the new "old" laptop. Say you thought it was touch screen like the last one. I'm sure they will understand.

i got a new work laptop and it’s not a touch screen like my old one 😔

フランスの羊人間コンテストだそうです。世界は広い。

@goofysnail Then you can have combos for dessert, that would be the combos of combos!

When I finish my PhD I want someone to give me a bag of garlic Parmesan combos because I’m fully addicted to them and I think I deserve it

This meal prep shit is easy

Just a little something to take the edge off

Let’s get this Independence Day Weekend goin twitter.com/RoCam54/status…

@AlexWeber200 This is the real innovation

@AlexWeber200 theraleighregister.com/best-product-o…

What's your favorite packaging innovation of 2008? Mine's the square milk jug.

@AlexWeber200 Crazy that $2,000,000 wasn't enough. Maybe if Juul didn't get rid of all those flavors they might have been able to at least buy Chris Coons...

Juul clearly did not purchase enough congressmen

Deleted this tweet because it spread too far and people yelling at each other in my mentions was stressing me out.

@JHarty_28 I wish Jack Hartmann made music!

I wish Rihanna still made music

@sourhoneykey That was only 420 years ago!

Aspirations

I want to watch this over and over again. Such unhinged delight at seeing the impossible happen.

Merry Christmas! We got you a new telescope. The James Webb Space Telescope launched today, beginning a one-million-mile journey to see 13.5 billion years into the past. Follow @NASAWebb and join the quest to #UnfoldTheUniverse: go.nasa.gov/3qHIEKT