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@metacritic can you contract me or somebody more competent to implement an advanced search feature for titles?? PLEASE?? I'll send you references I just can't believe how primitive the search function is. You can't filter at all and irrelevant titles quickly fill the first page

I haven't found any mention of this particular mutation of sisyrinchium angustifolium (narrowleaf blue-eyed grass) anywhere! Normally producing a simple, six-petaled flower, I've observed a few specimens producing flowers with only 5 or 4 petals. What are the odds!

@Chand1012Dev I tend to go months forgetting that Twitter exists

My Twitter in a nutshell.

I think it's during the post-midnight AMBER alerts when I am most envious of my Amish neighbors

太高兴了！我等这等了很久了。现在我需要更多地学习；让后 2000 日快要来了！ invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKTN…

If I get one more gosh dang amber alert at 1:30 am on a school night for somewhere 150 miles away I'm gonna locate the person responsible and deliver a firm but professional zitstimackie upon the dome

SHOCKING!! theonion.com/report-confirm…

Is anyone else going to Shrektoberfest?? 👀

"3M is currently doing French fries instead of a pizza slice." — MNCPA

@Binny_103 @discord I second this, can't connect from two separate devices

buying her tickets to see the Rise of Gru because she is one in a minion

@AlexWeber200 This is the real innovation

What's your favorite packaging innovation of 2008? Mine's the square milk jug.

@SCOTUSblog Ah yes, add that to the list of... *checks notes* exactly zero times and counting that "fossil-fuel companies" have been on the right side of history.

The Supreme Court sharply curtails the authority of the EPA to regulate greenhouse-gas emissions that cause climate change. In a 6-3 ruling, the court sides with conservative states and fossil-fuel companies in adopting a narrow reading of the Clean Air Act.

Thomas Jefferson adamantly believed that the living shouldn't be governed by the dead but there's a whole lot of damn near corpses in Congress 🤔

@Mythical Wow, the twenty-tooth hundredth!!

2200 down!

Juul clearly did not purchase enough congressmen

Sorry @steam, I take back everything I said. Risk of Rain 2 works now

@JacenConlan @Steam plz fix big sad

@Steam Steam down steam down steam down 🔊📢😭