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- I’m not afraid to admit I had a major breakdown in Dec/Jan. I had some super close friends help me through. I also had a lot of 🫵 help me through it too. My circle has become smaller since my accident. If you’re not in it now, you’ll never be in it. Look after your mates🫶🏼♥️

- Just had the most pleasant, happy and helpful @OctopusEnergy worker working on my house. What a top guy he was. There isn’t enough praise in the world these days. Always moaning about something. 👍🐙 @g__j

-Still, this is the best sauce you’ll buy. Not a fiver anymore but that’s your fault. Buy it.

- The prelims for the UFC were insane. #UFC

@Seanfootytips Great bet. Just missed out following it. Damn. Easy money that.

Easiest £419 this Saturday

@MattTakeThree It’s a weird one isn’t it. Bet they are on twitter giving Elon shit about the algorithm hahaha crackers man. My pet hate is Tesla drivers 😂

@TheRealLKA White goods appliances, but they see the badge as prestige. Creameathwe big screens, big wheels.

X5M sport Ranger wildtrack Range Rover - latest gen. In black.

@MattTakeThree Hahaha that’s exactly what it is. In a nutshell, they think they’re cool but actually just massive cunts 😎

@TheRealLKA Yep. And the suits are sat just faster than HGV, but slower than everyone else, getting in the way, until they get overtaken... 💥 They need to do 97mph. Yep, the high roof ones are always grey, black wheels. Filthy. And some blonde bird in her early 40s who thinks she's Cartier

@MattTakeThree The dullard suits fucking love them don’t they 🤯 That new big roof one, that is seemingly only available in grey is rancid and like you say, driven by ranger rover drivers’ wives 😂

@TheRealLKA Oh yes. What's the high roof one? They're exclusively driven by mums around here who thinks they're royalty, but the big Tesla is filthy and battered. The saloon one, motorway, 60mph, some corporate guy looking bored to ribbons

- Why is it I can get a phone signal on a plane but not in a @greeneking pub?! Absolute madness.

@WorldFamousHot1 Yo. I know you’re mad busy and that… the March madness stuff… when you getting that into my belly? Desperately waiting for them candy clovers to arrive 🥰

@MattTakeThree 100%. Can’t part the buggers anywhere too long. The back isn’t waterproof ever with a tonneau cover. Leaf springs on the back are dreadful. Horrible personal car.

@TheRealLKA Yep. As a work tool, fantastic. As a car? Pointless

Maybe it's because I've spent the last 8 weeks surgically attached to it, and I'm now physically crippled. But I do not get why anyone would lifestyle own a pickup, or use one as a tax dodge. They're a work tool. They ride awful. They block your driveway. My bones hurt.

@EmzzyRage Some absolute tosh on there 90% if the day though. The 10% is pure magic though 😎

Sky Arts is such a good channel!! Currently watching Blur: Live at Wembley 2024 Would have loved to go see them in their prime.

@WorldFamousHot1 5 nights if enough for me. I’m a fanny and can’t do 6 hangovers in a row.

7 days or more abroad

- Who is that then? 👀 🎶🎼🎵🎧

@PaulMar21281685 Really appreciate the help mate 👊🏼

@TheRealLKA That would be mint 👌 did you get key sorted

@PaulMar21281685 No mate. It’s bolloxed. Getting it recovered into MINI. Been quoted £500+VAT to get a new key sorted by 3 different key specialist. They don’t want to touch it. Dash out. 🤯

@toonpete85 Top dude who has a heart of gold 🫶🏼

Everyone is doing it so I might as well...

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