Mike

@CoachFHM Thanks for the reminder...currently deep into the feeling like Smeagol phase

Oh you’re feeling tired/hungry on a diet phase? Good. Remind yourself you’ve got the opportunity to even diet in the first place. Accept it. Face it head on. Lean into it with some cheerfulness. You GET to do this stuff.

@budweiserusa Heady, please

Order a beer in the replies without using the word "beer"

@Milajoy Feeds the engine of currency debasement

My home is paid off. Why do I have to pay property taxes on it?

@Jaypotta Sick

I played hooky from work and went to New Orleans with the best of friends and all I got was a badass day in one of my favorite cities and to hear my favorite organ trio fucking RIP IT, meet them and discover they’re some cool dudes to boot. Always go to the show.🔥

@nexta_tv She give her house back yet?

💌 Billie Eilish shares a heartfelt letter she wrote to Justin Bieber back in 2014 She posted an old note written for his 20th birthday — long before her global fame. In it, Billie calls Bieber “the best singer in the world” and says she has always been a huge fan.

Soldiers should know better. You’re only allowed to do this if you’re a member of congress.

@Jaypotta Heady wax it is thx

@TheRealMPutty Heady wax variant is more limited

A /300 double LP from an absolute 🐐 and you don’t have to sell a kidney to nab one? The Red Clay Strays should take notes.🔥 headywaxfiends.com/product-page/j…

Some people lived through 2020-2022 and concluded that the government needs more taxpayer money and more power.

@Oguduben @S_U_Network Lol

@S_U_Network LeBron James is the greatest to ever touch a basketball. Stop letting nostalgia and highlights fool you, he could dominate any era, any legend, any time.

True or False: You rank Larry Bird higher than LeBron James among the greatest players in NBA history.

If a cashier charges you twice for the same item, you’d notice & refuse to pay. Why don’t we do the same in Washington? The government runs thousands of duplicative programs. My Duplication Scoring Act would stop us from paying twice for the same thing.

@YourPrimePath Being industrious / Lifting / Sunshine / not drinking like an asshole

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression to a man?

@shagbark_hick @RynoJvVuuren Moosehead still around? That was VT go to with Labatt

@RynoJvVuuren Brother... here's what you need if you're gonna live in Upstate NY. Trust me.

My first American beer. I didn't recognize any of the other brands, so I got a classic.

Happy government-sanctioned theft day!

@Jaypotta MUSTARDFUCKINGSAUCE ftw arm day

Leg day + (new) Parlor Greens = 🐐’d combo

@MeatEaterTV Mike

it starts with M and everyone loves it.

@Jaypotta For some reason he can still be seen with sub 100 people in the room

@Jaypotta photos.app.goo.gl/CNzgfCXHQzHr8K…

“Wake up babe, Cole Chaney just dropped an 11 song live record and he went full Appalachian Stone Temple Pilots on us, by gawd.”

@Jaypotta Oh shit

@JaredWeissNBA I love this team

Can’t believe this actually happened in real life 😂