I got nothing

Sometimes I read the profiles of people who like my tweets and I am pretty sure they are crazy.

@BasedMikeLee Need to get Zombie Thune and friends out of the way too.

Time to slay the Zombie Filibuster™️ Before it slays us Enough!

@katiakitty1234 @KeenanPeachy My friend, the door is open. You need to walk through it. Go back to the year 34 and read from there.

@KeenanPeachy The bible tells us salvation is through faith in Jesus Christ's atoning sacrifice alone, as remission for our sins. Roman catholicism rejects this gospel , believing instead, in their own works in addition to faith. Catholicism teaches an unbiblical gospel.

Anecdotally, I already knew this. Not only are some of my kids' college friends coming into this church this Easter, but even my own wonderful mother, a lifelong atheist and religion-doubter, is getting baptized this Easter. 🥹 It's a miracle and I have no other explanation for it. I have never prosletized her. She stunned us when she confessed that she had secretly started going to OCIA classes at her local parish. The woman in is her seventies. It is never too late!

@Hunter_Eagleman @LeaderJohnThune Total suck. He’s a democrat.

@LeaderJohnThune Let’s summarize your JOB performance… 1) FAILURE!

Let’s summarize where we are after a 40+ day Democrat shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security. 1) ICE and CBP are funded, thanks to the Working Families Tax Cuts and the foresight of President Trump and Republicans in Congress. 2) After holding DHS and the American people hostage for over 40 days, Dems got ZERO restrictions that would prevent ICE and CBP agents from doing their jobs safely. 3) Due to Dem obstruction of the appropriations process, ICE and CBP will get even more funding through budget reconciliation. 4) Dems have once again established themselves as the “Open Borders, Defund the Police” party heading into an election. 5) Dem leadership has proven once again they can’t be trusted to make a deal. Which begs the question if you’re a Dem senator or one of their left-wing supporters: What was this really all about?

Friend: "Hey dude I have a business idea..." The business idea:

@PredsNHL Bad idea.

#NewProfilePic 🏳️‍🌈

@mattvanswol Play Pickleball. You’ll make new friends and for most, politics won’t come up on the courts.

Real talk… What do you do when people you’ve known forever basically cut you off because you’re openly pro-Trump/MAGA now? How do you handle that?

@BillboardChris Her law school needs to make amends for graduating this person. As for those defending her, in those 6 minutes you can tell she’s been a problem since the phone call.

Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone.

@generationx6580 @ClownWorld Kid got the old man cut.

Barber going viral for all the wrong reasons That haircut is a crime scene

Staying in the hospital overnight with my son and the night nurse walked in on me during the 20 seconds before I put clothes on after taking a shower. How’s your night going?

@BackwardsFeet Shrimp poboy. Even better on a Friday during lent

I personally love a good hot dog

@pickleball_jim @zoeyweil66 the other though.. trash talk, but I'm not that will have a positive outcome. Maybe try talking like a baby character. But you are going there to drink milk and Kick ass. You've just finished your milk.

Have to give them something to think about. It may not work, but as you said, playing normal ain't going to work either. I think I'd go with speed ups at ALW. One after another, on any ball that you can. If it doesn't work, hit AB with a few then, ALW will try and poach, and then back to ALW. ALL SPEED ALL THE TIME.

ALW/AB tomorrow (again), what should I do?

@pickleball_jim @zoeyweil66

@pickleball_jim @zoeyweil66

@pickleball_jim @zoeyweil66

@ClownWorld That grass is going to have to cut itself or I’m getting a goat.

@CatholicQuote12 I think this is great, but I think having the youth involved, or adults under 40 to be a revival.

A powerful sign of Catholic revival in Ireland:an elderly man kneels on the rain-soaked street praying the rosary with unwavering devotion amidst the downpour.

@rockets_cycling Twins!

1.UWT win vibes are c-c-c-coollllddd. 🥶

@Cinaboncrusader Awesome. You will feel lighter afterwards. We have our penance service tonight at my parish, I'm looking forward to it.

I make my first confession on Good Friday.

@DschlopesIsBack Straight out of Mighty Boost. Gotta train for those encounters. Also, kick the balls.

The most Australian thing you will see today 😂