Dr. Amber Stewart

Updated my Planescape storyhour! The PCs reach the top chamber of the Tower of Lead and tons of prehistory/backstory gets tackled, plus events thousands of layers deep in the Abyss... #post-9890473" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">enworld.org/threads/shemes…

I finally saw this video of Wes talking about Shemeshka and I had to respond XD #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e @Wizards_DnD

A random day in Gehenna... Arcanaloth 1: I know you're on contract with Pazuzu while secretly on Mammon's payroll. Arcanaloth 2: I absolutely am not! Arcanaloth 1: Yes you are and I want a cut! Both of them: *GEKKERING INTENSIFIES!* #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

Updated my #Planescape Storyhour! The PCs pursuit of the Oinoloth within the Tower of Lead reaches a conclusion. #post-9865452" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">enworld.org/threads/shemes…

Updated my #Planescape storyhour! #post-9841386" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">enworld.org/threads/shemes…

So apparently berk and the same sound in Berkshire, in some areas of Britain is pronounced 'bark', and so there might be an instance of Shemeshka the Marauder preening in Sigil while literally going 'bark bark bark!'. *giggle* @Ask_Shemeshka #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

Me getting accosted by axiomites: "What is the charge?! Smoking pesh? Succulent Katapeshi Pesh?! Get your hands off my tail!"

It's nearly Shemeshkaween! *preen* #Planescape #dnd [Art by Nanihoo]

Happy Shemeshka'ween mortals! *preen* #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e [Art by Nanihoo]

It's post Shemeshka'ween, but here's something REALLY scary! #Planescape #dnd [Art by Nanihoo]

The Duality of Shemeshka: Be an absolute preening social darling, and then with little to no provocation, just flip out and whip a berk with razorvine. Somewhere in the middle whisper to your tieflings to stab someone in an alleyway. *preen* [Art by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd

Updated my #Planescape storyhour! #post-9715549" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">enworld.org/threads/shemes…

@drhpd @YouTube This is a shot in the dark, but are you the Derek Hill listed as writing a planned film called 'Alabaster' back in 2003 or so. I saw a website for that movie when I was in college and it looked amazing, then never came out and has haunted me since then. What ever happened to it?

Horizon: An American Saga | Official Trailer #2 youtu.be/X5yOSu4R2ts?si… via @YouTube

Me: *Describes an ambient glowing light's movement as "a visual susurrus" Players: Smaller words. Me: A staccato light. Players: Not helping. Me: Spooky blink blink!

Me: Make a Will save to avoid a crushing need to kneel, and if you save, make a Reflex save to remain standing despite the raging winds. Welcome to Hell, and if you wish to travel here, one way or another, you will do so crawling on your knees. Had to give some atmosphere :)

From tonight's Pathfinder game as the PCs enter the 8th layer of Hell and take their first steps along a bridge-like chain crossing the yawning gulf of darkness below them: 1/2

Just remember mortals: While there isn't a statue of limitations on murder, if you get away with it long enough, it can't impact your credit score! *preen*

Just be aware that with fame, wealth, power, and in my case, simply being me, that your apprentice may develop... a thing... for you. *preen* [Art by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

They say the best revenge is to live well. I take that a step further and say that the best revenge is to transmute the fucker into a still-conscious unmelting ice sculpture at the center of your annual banquet-orgy in one of your private demiplanes. *preen* #Planescape #dnd

MFW I realize that I'm two entire seasons behind on 'What We Do In The Shadows' and it's my weekend off and I can binge watch two entire new to me seasons of the show! :D