The Scout

I love it wen peoples heads r bat magnets!! Boink!

@HeadshotSniper Hey man, do ya think dat ya could kill dat oda sniper throwing Jarate at everyone?

@The_Scout Nah, i'm a freaking blur to dat sniper. Unlike some people on da team.

@The_Scout Ya, he is always eating dat damn sandvich, I dun think he wants some lemonade too!

@gurlunasty wen i get sick, i run da sick outa here! also drinking plenty of crit-o-cola or bonk! energy drink works just as well.

@LeoandRekuta i thought i kill him. good job though!

@LeoandRekuta way ahead of ya.

@gurlunasty da real meaning of life is me.

@LeoandRekuta now your on da right track! i think i will share my crit-o-colas with you and bonks.

@TheRedScout if you keep askin for drinks den im gonna have to bonk u on da head! BOINK! ^^

@LeoandRekuta i drank it all. i will bring u one wen i go to the store again.

@LeoandRekuta ya know whats really nice? eatin dis sandvitch i got here.

look at dis I just caved in ur skull n my bats still dry. no clumps of hair or nothin.

dats funny, i think dats a BLU scout tho RT @meturner11: I liked a YouTube video -- Looney Team Fortress Tunes http://youtu.be/39qYQoZGFmI?a

@cwrabaoza5k im not sure wat ur talkin bout, r u callin me a gurl?

@theSEM who needs homework? you could just join da RED team n kill some BLUs wit me n da gang.

@Takahata101 ya dont luv playin wit me?

@csl_ you gonna be on the RED team right? wat u talkin about no class? you always have a class, me da scout!

I really wish dat engie wuld stop playing guitar late at night. I got a bat, time to whack him on da head. BONK! NOT SO MUSICAL NOW R YA?

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