The Sniper

@TheRedScout By the way, are you and the BLU Scout related by any chance? 'Coz...

Also, my BLU counterpart put up a decent fight, I'll give him that, but I'm way better at hand-to-hand (or knife-to-knife). Trust me.

@TF2Heavy You'll be surprised how deadly even a small knife can be, especially in the right hands.

@AuraLucario AHA! So you're the one who gave me that strange tinge the other day! Looking through my eyes, eh? Why I oughta...

@AuraLucario Ah, I'm not gonna kill ya. To be honest, I have more respect for you Poke-types than most humans...

@AuraLucario Once. To snipe some humans, of course. I don't shoot Pokes. Respect aside, best not mess with superpowered creatures, I say.

@HardhattedEngy You have a point there. It could go either way, really, but he's not the only one who knows martial arts and knife fighting.

@RED_Soldier Don't forget the useless ones such as "Found Dracula".

And yes, I am completely serious. http://digg.com/u13c5L Seems rather silly to me.

Hehehehehehe... http://bit.ly/JjAWl I told yo so. Jarate for the win!

@HardhattedEngy Yeah, just make sure you're also arrow-proof, bat-proof, knife-proof, etc...

@TF2Heavy You're really not fooling anyone, you bloody spy. The "cover your backs" thing gave it away, and the Heavy normally pushes.

@TheRedScout I already did. His head is already displayed on the wall. :)

@SaxtonHale Crikey! I'm off for a couple of days, and guess who shows up. It's an honor.

@The_Scout If he was my dad, why would I be buying his products?

@SaxtonHale Dad, we're been over this a thousand times! At least you're saying it's a job, not a mental sickness.

@The_Scout No, I'm saying I wouldn't... Argh, forget it, we already blew that one. Yeah, he's my dad. It's not a good relationship, though.

@The_Scout The bloody Scotsman is always on the bottle. When he isn't, it's easy to tell.

@TheBluSniper I could say the same for you. Now, hold still, this'll only take a second.

@RED_Soldier Just be prepared for less side-switching than expected, considering MW2's lack of dedicated servers.