The Forecast

@smellytoast6 @BigBrainBizness He gave outs. Dude didn't take them.

Holy fucking shit, you're all retarded. The guy misspoke, and he was obviously referring to Twitter stock going up 27%. I'm not excusing him misspeaking as it might have even been intentional, but the fact that you're all trying to research whether or not the stock market's gone up 27% one day, rather than googling the obvious fact that Twitter stock itself went up 27% on that day, is astounding.

Elon Musk's deposition in the Twitter fraud case did not go smoothly:

@perkbit @TheOmniLiberal Ding ding ding.

@TheRight4Cast @TheOmniLiberal Yes, this freak wants them to stop “trying”

I have never agreed with a statement more in my entire life.

@AlxTraderTD @Breaking911 This look like a match?

@Breaking911 Why are the assassins that are targeting the president all white males?

BREAKING: First images allegedly shows the shooter in custody following the incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

@AlxTraderTD @Breaking911 Hmm...

@GovPressOffice Population decline is real. You are presiding over it. If you subtract the illegal and homeless population, it's worse. Try again.

Oh no — next comes free preschool, free school meals, higher wages, and tuition-free community college. Truly terrifying stuff.

@esaagar Can you get it built? We’d have to do it instantly because just like keystone, they’ll kill it first chance. Dems have never met anything good they don’t try to abort.

I recently learned about the proposed Alaska North South Pipeline which would cost less than the Iran war already has and provide a 10 day LNG lifeline to Japan and South Korea This is the shit we could do while actually helping allies instead of fighting stupid wars

I think he was baiting you into defining women. Don't take the bait. Most of your takes are so rational you could win more elections. This issue helps keep you at bay. Fight the good fight please.

@faidleyj1 There’s a family with young children

A society that prioritizes adult individuals over children and families is destined for misery. I don’t blame the adults, they’re just doing what our culture says we should do: look after ourselves first and only, bc people we don’t know aren’t our problem. If a pregnant or elderly woman wants your seat on the subway, too bad, she should have gotten there first.

@esaagar I think that is pretty universal yeah? Canada, UK etc? If you want to become the Young Turks, you are like a decade late.

I learned recently that pediatrics is the one of the lowest paid medical specialities in the US What a country! lol

@ryangrim They'd also explain queers for islamists, your haircut and how China has more freedoms than us.

Our meritocracy is so dead. If you asked this question to a classroom of 19 year olds they could give you a slew of good answers. Yet this guy thinks it’s a clever rhetorical question.

@DarnellTheGeek @FightWithMemes That is a feature of the joke, not a bug.

@FightWithMemes Except he’s ruining the cake before everyone has gotten some.

That girl's smile... She knew the beast that she was unleashing. 😂

@DropSiteNews This is a fair point. Women are protected. Gays are respected. All faiths are recognized in Iran. Wait. No. I'm wrong. Try that. Once?

There is no credible evidence that Iranian authorities “killed at least 42,000 innocent, completely unarmed, protestors” in the riots and protests two months ago. HRANA, a widely cited Iran rights monitor, reported on January 27 that protests had led to 42,324 arrests, not 42,000 killings. The group, which is funded in part by the U.S. government, published on February 23 a ~1,350-page report, it’s most comprehensive account, which documented 7,007 deaths overall — broken down as 6,488 adult protesters, 236 minors, 207 security force members, and 76 non-participants. Iranian authorities have noted 3,117 deaths because of the actions of armed rioters who infiltrated the protests, and about 3,000 arrests.

@StohlerTeo @LyleClown @TMZ Those dudes alike? You can't tell a woman from a man even if you see a dick can you?

@TheRight4Cast @LyleClown @TMZ Saying one black person looks like another isn’t the same as saying “they all look alike” lol what

Joe Biden is under fire for saying a University Trustee looks like Barack Obama. Credit: C-SPAN

@That1Darman @LyleClown @TMZ If you think those dudes look alike, you are a racist. The better argument, Biden is cooked. He can't tell anyone apart at this point. Done and done.

@TheRight4Cast @LyleClown @TMZ Nope. But he didn’t say they all look alike. He said this one dude resembles Obama, which is true. It’s not like he shared a video of them with his head superimposed over an ape. Now that would be really racist.

@LyleClown @TMZ I love the defense man. I guess it's cool to say "they all look alike"? Thank goodness for liberals coming to the rescue again. Idiots.

@TMZ Meh. I can see some similarities.

@ryangrim I haven't seen lines like that since 2024's Presidential.

Starting to wonder if the Koch network consultant’s advice for Democrats is worth taking after all

@hasanthehun That list isn't shocking. This is.

we are in a spiritual and intellectual crisis. people really have to stop getting their news coverage from cryptocasino funded drama channels.

@esaagar On your next show, blink SOS if you are bing held against your will.

A few friends told me that saying TACO implies ridicule or chiding. To me is just a generic term at this point for a pretty clear Trump pattern of backing down but I see their point considering the literal meaning of the acronym so let me just say I’m very glad this happened!

@TheOmniLiberal I like this arch better.

@scamwise_gamgee @eMTBrides "I don't remember liberals crying about..." is either said ironically, or ignorantly. Nothing else makes sense.

@eMTBrides I don’t remember liberals crying about an halftime show

Democrats are no longer the same party. They are the dictator party now. Funny part is democrats will be mad… republicans will laugh 😂 via Mark Normand