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I have two friends who have never met with exact same taste in memes. So I’m just sending one the memes from the other looking like a legendary meme harvester to them both when in reality I’m just a middle man between two strangers.

Incredibly late to the Ted Lasso train but 1 season in and I love this guy.

Brock Purdy is a white boy with incredible motion and an impeccable dougie Here’s what it taught me about b2b enterprise sales 🧵👇

Just because I have 3000+ gems doesn’t mean I can keep funding my wife’s streak freezes on @duolingo

I got 2 twin glocks turn you to a dancer

@teaser_god @robthadawg916 @DantesInferno66 @SchoeppBilly @kjpYNWA @BIG_GYRF @jawn_nathan @thisisdill @puffthemagicLo @greggyG_BAB @WilliamMonty_ @MikeParoli @CreggDaegg @pail_h @DUALIPA Not tailing for the boys 🫡🫡🫡🫡

@TheRust @robthadawg916 @DantesInferno66 @SchoeppBilly @kjpYNWA @BIG_GYRF @jawn_nathan @thisisdill @puffthemagicLo @greggyG_BAB @WilliamMonty_ @MikeParoli @CreggDaegg @pail_h @DUALIPA

BAZOOKA LIONS -1.5 / PANTHERS +9 THIS SHIT GONNA HIT AND TG FINNA STAY HOT

LinkedIn made a Spotify wrapped and it is so cringe

I’m doordashing Jack in the box from 1.1 miles away… you don’t need to show me the calorie count bro.

@teaser_god Did not tail for the boys. Congrats everyone

THE TEASER GOD STRIKES AGAIN AND HES OFFICIALLY ON FIRE IF YOURE A DAY 1 FAN LIKE AND SHARE THIS IF YOURE A HATER STILL LIKE AND SHARE THIS

@WarriorsMuse @robthadawg916

61 got so much aura now please forgive me Pat

Uber driver has never heard of Borat. Call 911

Almost 35 and just learned the difference between bake and broil

Brock Purdy has been taught how to Dougie

Ave thanksgiving meal is = to smoking 7 cigarettes. Why and how to avoid... Average + 4,500 calories across day + 229 g fat + 69 g saturated fat + 450–600 g carbs + 150–200 g sugar (pies, rolls, alcohol...) + 3,000–4,500 mg sodium The damage: + massive glucose spikes + insulin surge + crash then hunger rebound + acute endothelial dysfunction + oxidative stress + immune suppression + sleep disruption Roughly equal in metabolic injury as 7 cigarettes. How to eat + start meal with small amount of nuts: macadamia nuts, walnuts, hazelnuts, almonds + roasted vegetables + legumes (lentils, beans, edamame) + add extra virgin olive oil + lean meats (no skin) Will help you avoid/minimize the real bad stuff + brown sugar sweet potatoes + marshmallow casseroles + glazed ham + rolls and stuffing + deserts Do you best to avoid alcohol entirely. Our culture around thanksgiving is literally insane. We celebrate killing ourselves.

Why do you never wanna be behind a bisexual in the Thanksgiving buffet line? They can never pick a side.

@teaser_god Plz lock fifty #thankful

BAZOOKA Has been released to paid subscribers

There should be a word for nieces and nephews that includes both genders

Some people listen to lofi beats to lock in, I listen to hip hop instrumentals. We are not the same. #bgame

Lived in San Diego for 5 years and every time I see blue Padres gear I still think it’s for my Bay Area high school

This is fine.