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Guys it’s for real this time. My girlfriend said if I can get 5,000 likes I can get a Golden Tee Home Edition. She said “you’re not going to get 5,000 likes” Twitter, do your thing.

@teaser_god @gerrydee @WilliamMonty_ Why didn’t you tag @thisisdill ? Coward

@gerrydee I have broken 70 a few times and consider myself a fucking fantastic golf, much better than @WilliamMonty_ @pail_h

Break 70: Great golfer 70-75: Really good golfer 76-80: Good golfer 80-85: Pretty good golfer 86-89: Decent golfer 90-99: Okay golfer 100-110: Goes golfing 111-119: Likes golf 120 or more: Tried golf Agree or disagree?

I would like to no longer be in Las Vegas

Rams QB Ty Simpson discloses that he had a "secret meeting" with Rams coach Sean McVay before the draft, and that they talked for "hours and hours." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

It has been 11,391 days since the #49ers last won a Super Bowl on Jan. 29, 1995. That's the same amount of time between that Super Bowl win and the JFK assassination

Goodnight from Augusta National. Tomorrow, Masters week begins. #themasters

Kalshi ripped over 'deceptive' and 'predatory' actions for not paying $54M after Iran leader's death trib.al/Em1q4Lm

Remember when Senator Mark Mullin challenged Teamsters president Sean O'Brian to a fight and that clown almost 💩 his pants when Mark stood up! 😂 Yes! that's going to be president Trump's new DHS Secretary! 👏

Eileen Gu growing up in Sea Cliff and being the villain and Alysa Liu growing up in Richmond and being the hero is perfect scriptwriting

In the last 12 months, only three golfers are better than 2.0 SG per round (2.0 is a good marker for ~top five player in the world). Tommy Fleetwood is at 2.06 Jon Rahm is at 2.13 Both outstanding, world class numbers. Scottie is at 3.43

AK!!

The best WR seasons in NFL history are just Cooper Kupp and the dudes he taught: 1. Cooper Kupp - 2,425 (2021) 2. Puka Nacua - 2,407 (2025) 3. Jaxon Smith-Njigba 1,992 (2025)

The highest-graded QBs in the NFL this season 🚀

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Five birdies in his final six holes to force a playoff ... and a winning playoff birdie 🔥 Greatness from @ChrisGotterup at the @WMPhoenixOpen ⬇️

Matthew Stafford Drake Maye - Games: 20 - Games: 20 - 5,643 Passing - 4,927 Passing - 52 TD - 35 TD - 9 INT - 10 INT - 106.7 PR - 109.5 PR - Fumbles: 9 - Fumbles: 10

Your 2025 NFL MVP Matthew Stafford 🏈 4,701 Passing Yards (1st in NFL) 🏈 46 Passing TDs (1st in NFL) 🏈 8 Interceptions 🏈 109.2 Passer Rating 🏈 1st-Team All-Pro The oldest first-time NFL MVP award winner in history🏆

@AdamSchefter No Torry Holt makes no sense 🙄

The Pro Football Hall of Fame class of 2026: 🏈Drew Brees 🏈Larry Fitzgerald 🏈Luke Kuechly 🏈Adam Vinatieri 🏈Roger Craig

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Done deal 🤝