The Smoking Rat

Hello everyone! I hope you are all doing well!

@BuhLooZeR @JenTmaxi I was there! I heard her say it!

Rare footage of @JenTMaxi telling Gavrilo Princip to shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that started WWI

Things get too serious around here. Laugh it up, everybody. Laugh it up.

@tomix55100 Pretty sure that was Terry. Haven't heard from that side of the family for a long time. Now I know why.

I have not watched anything related to Star Wars since I sat through The Last Jedi back in 2017. After watching that, I do not understand why people kept giving Star Wars any more attention.

So, after not using my xbox one for over 2 years, I tried to turn it on yesterday. It didn't turn on. Nothing. Tried a different power supply, every reset and solution I could find, nothing. He's dead Jim, he's dead.

@WeeboJones Look, I know that. I'm trying to help here. The answer is similar to when there is more than one goose it's geese. So, the answer you are looking for is avocadeeses, ok? I gave you the answer. You choose what to do with it from here on. You're welcome by the way!

Settle a debate between Super Intendo and I The word: Avocado

@WeeboJones Hello. Excuse me, I said hello. Hello? I think your new studio/office is kind of a snob. It won't even say hello back. It's too good for us common folks, isn't it!?!? I see how it is! New studio/office, get over yourself. RUDE!

Everyone, say hello to the new studio/office

This is like when Pentaghast and Magog start talking about heavy metal mid Side Quest show.

@WickedGuild @DirectorArketer @magog_morskar @WeeboJones Thank you to everyone who donated to help me out tonight!

COME ONE, COME ALL AND WITNESS SIDE QUEST! Live at 7pm CST! With @DirectorArketer @magog_morskar @WeeboJones & @TheSmokingRat youtube.com/live/-HjFQyhJQ…

@Kefki2 That's how I felt all of yesterday. A roly-poly, sleepy mess.

@TheSmokingRat hey Ratter-Tat! LOOOOOOK!

@Kefki2 I like that you added the Great Value Cenobite tag to it. Makes it funnier!

@TheSmokingRat Got insomnia… could not sleep! Soooo spent waaay too much time “refining” the joke! XD

@Kefki2 If you can kill a pillow... You can dodge a ball?

I hate this… both the pillow for muh head AND the one for between muh knees are shot… can’t get comfy to sleep… head hurts from twisting my neck… 😖 Wanted to get one of those pregnancy pillows that kills 2 pillows with 1 stone… if you can kill a pillow…

Being sick sucks. Feels like life is trying to kick me as I fall down a flight of stairs.

I hope everyone has a wonderful day, and if you don't, I hope something happens that will at least make you laugh a lot.

@tomix55100 I'll probably look back on this and realize that I missed something or that I'm dumb.

@tomix55100 I don't know what part of that tweet got the account limited. Are you sure it was the part about Kyle and not some other part of the message?

Do I still have to keep all my thoughts locked away in my head? Or is Big Brother still looming, waiting to pounce on my wrongthink.

@arewhyinoh @magog_morskar I hate this.

Thanks @magog_morskar it's beautiful